Can someone explain what the deal is with the "mortgage crisis" (USA)?

Having considered this further, I think it’s safe to say that there are more mortgage choices available, and some people have gotten more sophisticated about them. YMMV.

Robin

Banks do not want to be in the real estate business and generally prefer not to foreclose, especially if the net recovery amount is much less than the amount required to pay off the loan.

If you cannot afford the full payment, banks may work with you to reduce your monthly payment by modifying the original agreement, sometimes by increasing the term or by reducing the interest rate. In some cases, banks may also accept less than the payoff amount if you decide to sell your home.

Well, there may also be systemic agency problems, but…

Here’s an anecdote. Adams Square Funding liquidated within the past month. Some of the “Super Senior” debt paid off in part. But some investors in plain vanilla “Senior Debt” received nothing. Some of that now-worthless Senior Debt was rated AAA earlier this year. Remarkable.

  1. I have a mortgage. I pay it as scheduled each month (plus a little bit extra toward principal). It is not now, nor has it ever been, late (furiously knocking on wood). Does the mortgage crisis affect me?

Not directly, no. It may affect you in indirect ways which I will get to later.
2) Why are mortgage lenders so eager to make bad loans? If they don’t get paid back, how do the banks earn money?

The lenders earn a commission on the amount of loans the issue. Those loans are then packaged and securitized and sold off to investment banks. So the person who made the loan doesn’t really care so much about whether it gets paid or not.
3) Even if these lenders go under, why is that a crisis? Shouldn’t poorly run businesses falter and fail while well-run businesses succeed?

Yes, and theoretically the homeowners who can’t afford their mortgages should be foreclosed on. However, there are several problems here. One is the sheer number of homeowners involved. Having that many families suddenly become homeless is not desireable and the banks really don’t have the resources to foreclose on so many homeowners anyway. Also, as I mentioned those loans were securitized and sold to banks as CDOs. If you have any investments like mutual funds or your 401k that are backed by those CDOs, those investments will suffer.
3) Does the mortgage crisis affect Americans who do not have mortgages but do have deposit accounts in banks that make mortgages?

Not so much with deposit accounts. Those are insured by the FDIC. As I mentioned above, if you have any mutual funds that contain any securitized sub-prime mortgages, they may suffer.
4) Does any of this mean it is a good time or a bad time to refinance a well managed mortgage? Should the crisis not even be a factor in my deciding whether or not to pursue a refinance? Is this a good or bad time to apply for a new mortgage?

It’s generally a bad time because banks are less welling to lend out credit.
5) What are the political ramifications? Have political leaders (the president, congresspeople) brought about, exacerbated, or profited from this crisis? Did they ignore opportunities to prevent the crisis? Is there a political party or ideology that could be or should be blamed?

No one has really been pointing fingers at any particular political figures and I don’t know of anyone profiting by this crisis (and I know a number of people who work in those markets).
6) Why is the federal government trying to solve the mortgage crisis? Is it their problem to solve?

The Fed has lowered interest rates in an attempt to reduce the number of foreclosures. It is the governments’s problem in the sense that they would like to limit the damage to the overall economy as much as possible.

Whether you technically “own” your home if you are still paying off a mortgage is a moot point. If you cannot pay your mortgage, you lose your home and have to go find a new place to live. I will agree that no one should shed a tear for speculators or greedy buyers who purchased a house they could never afford, however there is no benefit to the economy to 1) have thousands of people suddenly become homeless and 2) have thousands of homeowners suddenly lose the value of their homes.

Also, the problem is compounded by the fact that there is no credit to be had. So those young people who would be interested in buying the bargain price houses won’t be able to secure mortgages to buy them with,

This kind of reminds me of what I’ve learned about the devaluation of the Peso back in '94 in Mexico. In that case, all of the interest rates shot up. Banks were foreclosing on homes and cars and everything credit related. It took another country to guarantee loans from private banks to stabilize their currency. Lots of people say auto loans are next, here.

Even with a 100%, no mortgage homeownership–skip that tax bill a few times and you’ll see who really owns your home.

Because the big fish eat the little fish and when the little fish are toxic and wormy, that’s not so good for the big fish.