Can someone give a primer for home beer brewing?

Whatever you do, don’t get bogged down in details (other than sanitation). I’ve encountered way too many home-brewers who are so anal about recipes and temperatures and the like that they suck the fun right out of the hobby. Relax and have fun with it.

I used to have real fun with those types by “Jedi brewing” beers. No measurements, no thermometers, no recipes. Just wing it! Really pissed them off when I’d kick their butts in competitions.

Story time: One night the owners of the local home-brew shop and I were sitting around in the back room after closing, sampling the latest efforts. After more than a few, we were struck by the Need To Brew. So we proceeded to mash all the grains that were piled under the mill that day, added all the cans of malt that had lost their labels, tossed in the random bags of white powder on the shelves that were also label-less, hopped it with whatever hops were in the freezer from the previous harvest, and hit it with about 4 different yeasts, including champagne yeast because the O.G. of that batch was about 5. It fermented for a month or two in the back room, and then we bottled 7 gallons of what came to be known as “Leviathan.” That beer swept the Barleywine category of every beer competition we entered it in for the next 18 months.

Bwahahahahaha. Second the notion that at least at first don’t get caught up in brewing 100% to the style and recipe. Just have fund with it. I brewed for years in Asia in the 1990’s before amazon and when I couldn’t readily get supplies. I stretched limited malt supplies with local honey, used whatever hops or yeast was available even if it didn’t match the recipe, etc. As I wrote above, beer is incredibly forgiving and pretty easy to make something very drinkable.

Some folks really get into brewing according to style guidelines and being able to repeat a recipe 100% every time. That’s great if it’s what you are into, but it’s not what I got into brewing for. YMMV.