do some searches on brewing, homebrew, beer. I’ve written this before but figured just type it out again. My advice is for the *easiest, cheapest * brewing your first couple times.
-Use a 5 gallon plastic carboy that water comes in. That’s your fermenter
-Go buy a couple of the cheap plastic airlocks and some different sized corks.
-Suggest using a kit beer first. That’s the kind that comes in a can and says just add water. What you do is boil up 2-3 pounds of malt with 1 oz of hops, and mix it in with that canned concentrate. It makes a tasty brew and I still do that sometimes today. Alternatively, you can buy a pretty simple all extract kit from a supply shop.
-2-3 pounds of malt
–some corn sugar (buy it from the brew shop and whatever you do don’t use regular sugar - trust me on this)
-need a hop boiling bag
-big soup pan for boiling the wort
-couple of cold ones for inspiration and maybe some cheap vodka
-bottle capper and bottle caps
Night before or a couple of hours before you start, take a 16 oz or quart sized bottle, sterilize it with boiling water, pour out the boiling water and fill about 2 inches with lukewarm water. Add 1-2 tablespoons of something fermentable like malt, honey or corn sugar, and the yeast, shake it up and put in the airlock (with water or vodka). By the time your wort is ready, the yeast should be foaming. In fact, make sure the yeast is foaming before you start brewing up.
Boil the malt in about a gallon of water for 30 minutes. put 1 oz of hops in the hop bag and boil together. Put the pan in a cold water bath to cool off for 10 minutes.
The fermenter/5 gallon plastic carboy should be about half full of water. Once the wort is cooled down some, pour into a funnel into the fermenter.
follow the directions on the canned extract. Usually, supposed to mix with about a gallon of water and bring to a boil. Cool it in the cold water bath, and dump into the fermenter.
Check the temperature by putting your hand on the fermenter. It should be luke warm. top up the fermenter so that it is about 2-3 inches from the top (not from the opening, but from where the carboy starts to curve in towards the spout. Pour in the yeast that you started earlier. It should be visibly foaming up.
Put in the airlock. You can use boiled water in the airlock or vodka. Leave it in a cool dark place. Suggest putting in a big plastic tub or putting down newspapers in case it over foams. The beer will bubble constantly, then slow down and 5-10 days will stop bubbling. let it sit for another couple of days. Then bottle it up.
Again, this will make pretty tasty beer that is obvious a homebrew. You don’t need to buy a lot of equipment while you’re doing the first couple of batches and figuring it all out. Then you can start getting fancy, collecting equipment and making up some really good brew. Enjoy.
I’m sure Silenus or some of the others will be by soon enough.