I would post something insightful and knowledgeable and purely simplistic here to fully uncover the mysteries surrounding this discussion. However, it seems the slightest word from my mouth stirs up great grumblings and frustration amongst the Dopers. So instead here is a story about Marmosets:
The History of the Marmoset
Many, many, many years ago (I believe it was 4), Marmosets ruled the Eastern regions of Africa, without fear of sharks or jelly fish, as Marmosets cannot swim. The Marmoset was a happy creature because his ears were always pointing east, especially when they weren’t. This most handy feature made the Marmoset the most popular Marsupial of them all.
Our Story begins with the invention of toothpaste a few years back (I believe it was about 80 million or so but lets not get too specific) at any rate the growing need for bilbot berries, which, as everyone knows are required for the production of many kinds of toothpaste, was becoming somewhat of an issue amongst the Marmosets as they enjoy a good bilbot berry hotdog now and again. It wasn’t long until the bilbot berries supply had been depleted.
Not long after the bilbot berry supply had been depleted, the Marmosets, having no need for toothpaste, decided to kill all those on the planet who used the product. In the process many lives we lost, most of them Marmosets as they aren’t very dangerous and they can be killed quite easily with only a small rabbit and a fishing rod. The people of Britain, being quite upset with the fact that the marmosets didn’t bother attacking them, decided that they would set forth to rule the earth in a sort of fashion not unlike the new Ralph Lauren spring collection, and they did and everyone had lovely clothes.
There has been much said since the discovery of Marmosets, but little of it has ever actually been about them. They are very complex and interesting creatures, spending most of their time sleeping.
In the Spirit of the Marmoset, and in conjunction with funding from readers like you, I would like to propose a toast to the Marmoset, this most incredible Marsupial. Now lets all raise our glasses and enjoy a big glass frozen yogurt. (Why frozen yogurt? It’s all that was in my house, sorry!)
Ok, now can we talk about the complete absurdity of atheism? We can use this story as an example. Just about anyone can see it’s completely absurd to believe this nonsense. In the same way just about anyone can see that atheism is completely absurd so why continue to defend it? (Because you have been preaching it for so long, it would be pretty humbling to go back on that now huh?)
Well, I suppose I have learned my role here at SDMB, I wanted to be someone who expressed his opinion, heard from others and carried on debates concerning said opinion. It’s really a shame I was assigned a different role. “That Ignorant fundamentalist who obviously knows nothing…” Oh well, why fight the crowd? From now on that’s just what I’ll be, and frankly I’ll do a horrible job at it because that’s not who I really am. Oh well.