Or curdled milk. I hear that’s popular with aliens.
Don’t forget, the Superman in Superman III was the pre-Crisis on Infinite Earths Superman. All the rules for him are different than the rules for Superman nowadays … including the fact that the pre-Crisis Superman had facial hair that was so tough he could only shave it by using his heat vision and a temperature-resistant hand mirror.
I dunno about Supes, but I bet Thor can get drunk…
… on Thunderbird.
He gets sick in Superman IV after a brush with the evil-Sun-creature’s fingernails. Were those poisoned, or kyptonited?
Shit. Now I have to start watching this show.
Well, just being exposed to Superman IV would be sufficent to cause illness.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
I am not a regular viewer of this show. Now I have to start scouring every cubic inch of cyberspace to find a pic of this.
You forgot the part where the Invisible Man says “Uh…I dunno, but my asshole sure hurts like hell”
I managed to find a pic (only mildly unworksafe) of this alleged butt-tattoo. Doesn’t qualify as being a decoration de la derrierre, IMO. Too high up.
That’s not a butt tattoo. It’s not even one of those triangular lower-back tattoos that point down to the girl’s butt.
You obviously lack the imagination necessary to envision the rest of the tattoo. 
You better believe the show is not canon! I have never watched it but… since when did Lana Lang change from a red headed spitfire to a raven haired beauty!
Since the first episode of Smallville, Trouts.
–Cliffy
Actually, I think when there was a brief appearance of the Lana Lang character in the Lois and Clark episode “The Green, Green Glow of Home” and her hair was pretty dark IIRC. Not quite as raven-dark as Teri Hatcher’s, though. 
Must confirm that when the DVD set comes out in June.
Well, J’onn J’onzz used to have this problem with Chocos…
… and, amusingly enough, Annette O’Toole played Lana in one of the Superman movies; now, she’s playing Martha Kent in Smallville.…
The third, though she wasn’t the first to play Lana Lang in that series. Diane Sherry played a teenage (and as I vaguely recall, blonde) Lana in the first film.
Even more amusingly, the guy who played General Zod in Superman II does the voice of Jor-El in Smallville.