Wimps, all of you. We should do away with the Federal Government and federal income tax altogether. What good does it do?
Just think of the savings if there were absolutely NO federal government.
We could let the states build their own roads (of course, if the highway ends at the state lines, or two states have different objectives and the highways don’t meet, well, tough. We might have some minor inconveniences to put up with.)
We shouldn’t let the federal government interfere in businesses. Think how much better off we’d be if the FDA weren’t trying to regulate the pharmaceutical industry, if we just left it to the free market!.. and the courts, of course. (With the emphasis on personal gain and quarterly profits, we would see an increase in drug companies making shoddy – or dangerous – merchandise, but we could let the courts sort that out later through individual lawsuits from the relatives of the deceased.)
Similarly with safety standards for autos and such. What a waste of money, to have the federal government interfere! Wouldn’t it be far better for business to let the car companies produce whatever the market will sell? Airbags, seatbelts, headlights, pollution-reduction stuff, bah! Why should we have to pay more for that crap?
And think how much the federal environmental agencies waste every year, trying to save some foolish little fish in some stupid lake. If there weren’t any federal environmental agencies, we could go back to the far better standards of the 19th century! Los Angeles could get it’s wonderful smog back, that used to be such a tourist attraction for the city! Cleveland’s famous burning river, that was another one that pulled 'em in!
And the armed forces, what a waste of time and money. After all, there’s no great Communist menace anymore, we don’t need to maintain any sort of military. The science research done by the military, too, that could all go down the drain.
And the social services. Fui! People should take care of themselves, or else their families should take care of them. With all the money that would be saved by having no taxes, the poor will no longer exist: they’ll all have made their fortunes on the stock market. Forget social security, save for your own retirement (and be sure you have plenty of life and disability insurance!) And anyone who still happens to be poor, well, there are churches and voluntary charities. Or, leave it up to the states.
We could let the states print their own money. Think what that would do for private enterprise! Why, a whole new industry would emerge in currency conversions!
Equal rights, too, much better left to the states. Absolutely. If the federal government hadn’t tried to interfere back in the 50s and 60s, there wouldn’t even BE racial issues in this country today.
Yeah, let’s get back to the 18th Century ideals and let the states and free market handle everything!