I’ll call her Crappy, because that’s what she is.
Crappy is a nice dog. She likes people. However, she’s the worst dog I’ve ever seen. If she’s left alone in the house for more than an hour or two she craps and pees all over the place. The carpet, unfortunately, is a light berber, so you can see the places she’s been. It’s not like she doesn’t get to go outside. She goes out all the time. Morning, noon, night, midnight…a lot. She gets more opportunities to go than I do. But she still craps all over the place. She’s not a little dog either, so it’s not a little bit of crap.
This happened twice yesterday. Twice.
She also barks. She’s got this piercing bark, and she barks a lot. She’ll bark in your ear when you’re trying to eat and no amount of yelling will make her stop. She barks when she’s excited, she barks when she’s outside, she barks when she’s bored or when you try to go into the bathroom. She doesn’t STOP. After a few minutes I have a terrible headache, and I’m not exaggerating. None of this is exaggeration.
She will bark all night. No one gets any sleep. Again, this is TRUE. She will sit outside the bedroom and bark.
She digs holes in the back yard. I counted them the other day. There were eight. I think she started a new one yesterday. These are not small holes. My friend fills them up, but she digs them up again. She’s not bored. She never stays outside by herself for more than a few seconds. She just digs as soon as you go inside to get a soda. The yard looks like hell.
Crappy also nips at my hands. Never mind that I don’t have a treat, she’ll nip anyway. I’ve only given her a treat once, and forever afterward she will bite. Sometimes it hurts, although she hasn’t broken skin yet. She’ll wait until I’m facing away from her, and come over and nip.
She also chases her tail. A LOT. I’m not talking cutely, I’m talking obsessively. She will chase her tail for ten minutes, snarling and growling and barking and chewing it. It’s so bad I suggested cutting it off. My friend told me quite a few people have told him that.
She also will try to steal food off your plate. She will try to grab it from your hand as you’re eating. She jumps on people, too, and she positively knocks kids off their feet. The kids that come around always ask my friends to keep her on a leash but they DON’T.
I guess that’s the real problem. Her owners don’t want her upset, so they don’t yell at her. They don’t put her in a cage at night, and they give her human food all the time.
I guess I’m just complaining. My friends have been letting me stay with them while I work in their state for the summer. I sincerely want to be back home with my kitties, so I don’t have to smell dog shit every day.
If you’ve read this far, I would like to know if she can still be crate trained. She’s a year old.