First off, as I’ve had calmly explained to me on this board before and as several prominent Republican politicians have detailed, the entire debt thing is a cipher, a phantasm. It doesn’t matter how much money we “waste” because there are no negative consequences. At all. And if there are some minor problems in the short term that’s OK, we can just have Congress lift the debt ceiling, as we’ll have to do very soon.
So, don’t worry that the Iraq war will end up costing a trillion dollars. A trillion dollars is just silly. It’s like, you may as well say it’ll cost a brazillion dollars. It’s totally meaningless. And there are no opportunity costs, either. You couldn’t find any examples of stuff we could do if it weren’t for the occupation. You know why? Because you could just use the credit card to pay for any of that stuff, you know? Ask the Chinese nicely and they’ll gladly loan us something. Just make the U.S. debt eleventy quatrillion dollars, whatever. It’s like when kids try to think of the largest number, it’s just a game.
As for other areas, are you kidding? We can’t afford to not stay in Iraq! Have you been keeping track of those stocks? Those quarterly profits? If you’re Ratheon, General Electric, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, KBR, et al, why would you want to get off the gravy train?
What are other reasons I’ve heard? Well, the army is supposedly being stretched to the limit and will end up broken. Well, I have my doubts. We’ve been hearing about this for years and years. It’s like man, either do something or get off the pot, you know? And what if they do break? That’s no big deal. That’s what the private sector is for. Asking the government that gave us FEMA to run the military is pretty crazy if you ask me.
Ah, well that’s where you’re obviously wrong! Since September of 2001, there have been no terrorist attacks on the United States, all thanks to the visionary leadership of George W. Bush. I know, the usual suspects will point out bombings in Spain, the U.K., Russia, Oceania, Iran, India, or the fact that the Middle East is currently on fire. What part of “we must fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here” don’t they understand? If we weren’t in Iraq, it’s obvious that shop keepers and doctors and teachers and disgruntled Iraqi military men would have come over here to battle us in our very streets!