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MPSIMS:

One more thing to worry about
The Zappo Appreciation Thread

I just noted:

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Thread Murderer!

What would happen if I don’t put the toilet paper on the seat?
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Dead as a doornail

Here’s one from a week or so ago. I’ll have to paraphrase slightly.

What would you do $39,000,000?
I watched a drunk old man masturbate outside of Friday’s.

Noticed this one here and now:

Chocolate-covered sunflower seeds

The SDMB Weight Loss Club!

In MPSIMS

The Food Appreciation Thread
Where the moose is being murdered