I am compelled to open this thread, if only so that I may enshrine this sequence from right here in MPSIMS:
Blair vs Bush
One of my boobs is bigger than the other!
Here’s something scary
Dog Kisses
Right here in MPSIMS:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the search for the King of all Geekdom has been found.
Woohoo! New Shoes!
I want to Die in Battle
War updates
Here’s something scary
I’m an Editor!
Also in MPSIMS:
Here’s something scary
I’m an editor!
How did you find the SDMB?
Coming Out
Hey there Swampbear. It’s been a while since we simulposted. 
In MPSIMS:
Here’s something scary
Ask the fast food manager!
One of My Boobs is Bigger Than the Other!
Woohoo! New Shoes!
In my “new posts” queue:
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Two quick Trading Spaces Questions
What happened to TLC?
How long is it since you had sex?
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-AmbushBug
I drank my own urine
Oh my fucking god!
If you’re lazy and you know it, then just sit there. If you’re lazy and you know it…
Ladies and Gentlemen, the search for the King of all Geekdom has been found.
How do I raise money for a study abroad program?
Magnetic fields & iron in blood
How can I unscare myself?
Masturbate for peace.
Partner Has A Tiny Dick?
Jokes The Average Person Wouldn’t Get…
How Do I Accept? (long, personal)
Ok… here’s a great one in MPSIMS atm…
Ask the color blind dude
How did you find the SDMB?
In GQ:
What was up with the Puritans?
Why Are They Burying Our Troops?
further down in GQ:
What was Germany’s Plan A in 1941?
over population - or not?
From MPSIMS:
How can I unscare myself?
Ask the Bartender!
(although I’m starting to think that “ask the…” thread titles should be disqualified from being used in sequences)
In MPSIMS right now:
My cousin was arrested…
Woohoo! New Shoes!