Can you ID this insect for me, please? (Hopefully not a bedbug)

I was lying awake last night and felt something crawling on my skin. I caught the insect and took pictures of it, one of which can be found here (JPG file). For scale, I placed a one cent coin of the euro next to it; those have a diameter of 16.25 mm (about 0.64 inches), i.e., they’re a bit smaller than the American pennies.

What insect would this be? My fear is that it could be a bedbug, with all the ghastly consequences this could have. It doesn’t look to me too similar to the photos of bedbugs I have googled, but I’m certainly no expert.

It’s a weevil of some sort.

Yeah, a nut weevil I would say.

Thanks a lot! That’s a relief. I guess it’s then not something that would be nesting in my home but simply got in from the outside.

Does it have a smaller companion? If so, get rid of the larger one, because in life one must always choose…

It am a little black bug, jes’ a-lookin’ for a place to stay.

Also looking for it’s missing leg.

Luckily it’s not a Brown Marmorated Stink Bug. Where are you located? The picture resembles a common beetle here in southern New England, not destructive I think. I can’t recall the name and there are plenty of similar looking bugs but with your general location it may be easier to identify.

My “Seek” app says Curculio glandium for what it is worth.

That probably got lost when I captured the little fellow. I didn’t intentionally hurt it, but I did grab it with my fingers in the middle of the night in a dark bedroom.

Central Europe (Germany).

But if you do have them, make lemonade out of lemons! Especially if you are out of fresh cilantro.

It may be harmless, but I’d prefer not to have an insect with “an elongated snout, that is used for piercing” crawling on me in the dark.

@Schnitte is perfectly safe as long as they’re not a nut. :rofl:

Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don’t

I don’t know weevils, but I can say with 100% confidence that it’s not a bedbug.

I just want to acknowledge this great joke!

Yes. I was too lazy to reply before. But I longed for a ‘like’ button.

Very good. The subtle approach worked well.

I’m thinking that what you may have is a woggle-bug.