Can you pass the third Grade?

[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Everyone knows that Vermont is upside down. If you took away New Hampshire, Vermont would fall over and knock Maine into the sea.
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Around here, it’s Why doesn’t Vermont fall over? Because New Hampshire sucks.

hmm. that doesn’t make much sense.

[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
Got it in about half the time allotted. When I was a child, I took great pride in naming all the states on a map and knowing the capitals.

I don’t quite remember ALL the capitals now, though, but I do know the four state capitals named after a U.S. President. Can you? Without loooking.
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I’ll take a stab…

Jefferson City, MO
Lincoln, NE
Madison, WI
Jackson, MS

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