Ah, thanks. I thought he had been tried, and originally I wrote “acquitted”, but then my wife thought he never went to trial, and being a lazy sod I didn’t bother to fact-check.
Never trust a woman 
Shoot a robber in the back
Doo-dah doo-dah
Not an unprovoked attack
Oh de doo-dah day.
If you run away
Now you better say
“I ain’t got any of your stuff
It’s piled on your duvet!”
(Camp Town Castle Doctrine?)