Ok, so maybe its not the Federal Government but:
Full article here http://www.msnbc.com/news/911996.asp?0cv=CB20 .
I wonder how many Trek fanboys will be coming out of the wood work for this position?
Probably not that many, lest they be taken as patients themselves. 
Qapla´!
Today is a good day to interpret.
dude!
I was at a comic book store last month when 5 or so cops entered. Several began wandering the store, silently examining merchandise. Two began a discussion with the owner. I assumed that this was official business. During the height of the Pokemon craze, police did bust organizations printing counterfeit cards. After the disastrous polybag years, less than 10 comic shops remain in Philadelphia. Perhaps the police were warning the owner to be wary of somebody selling stolen collectibles. Perhaps(and wouldn’t this be cool in a really geeky way?), the police were investigating a serial killer whose crimes followed the patterns of Batman villians?
Quietly, unobtrusively, I deduced the truth. It was payday, and these guys had just come from HQ to get their funnybooks. I mentioned my earlier theories to one of the officers. His response “No investigation. We’re just nerds.”
Here’s the original version of the story from Saturday’s Oregonian direct.
I was sitting with a mocha and a scone at Starbucks on Saturday when I read this story and it pretty much made me squirt chocolate out my nose…
Klingon Language Institute
http://www.kli.org/
Wow. And I actually read the original story. On actual newsprint. In a Starbucks in Southeast Portland. While killing time before a haircut.
Before it gained “urabn legend” status. (the story, that is, not my haircut)
Cool. now I feel a little more special than I did before 
CNN is reporting that it was not a UL, but that it has been retracted on the basis ofsilliness.