The Bronx?
No thonx.
Eva Marie Saint
ain’t.
My love, I cannot say “Hello” in just a few words. 150-word essays leave me dangling after the introduction. :o
Today The President tweeted…
The dog said, “Moo.”
(Also funny for little kids.)
I’m a frayed knot.
Better Nate than lever!
His penis shouted “No!”
My milkshake brings misery
Hitler: Worse than Hitler?
Some people can extrapolate…
Unfinished jokes are absolutely.
My vocabulary is non-good.
Suited drummer. The accused.
Ship repair documentary, riveting.
High steaks meat throwing.
It’s really very hard.
President Donald J. Trump
Had to separate those.
Tell a joke what?
Biggest inaugural crowd ever.
Stolen from The Onion:
Jacques Derrida has “died”.
That’s what SHE said.
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“Nope! Chuck Tingle!”
Eschew obfuscation!
“Brevity is . . . wit.”
Sure!
Let’s see …
No.
Free? No, money down!
(Adapted from Mr. Hutz.)