Can you tell me who the pornstar on the left is?

I was going to say it’s Tits McGee, but I see the mystery had been solved.

Welcome to paradise!

I’m not. But I know how to count to 4.

And it can be done with his free hand!!

(Would work better if panache45 were straight.)

The joke appears to be that each of the tits is a star in its own right, purposely confusing tits vs people in the picture. Doesn’t require anyone to be straight.

If that was directed at me, I meant the counting to 4 part.

For the record, pictures of women with ginormous boobs who are not wearing clothing from the waist up should be considered NSFW, whether or not their nipples are visible.

I added spoiler boxes to two links to make them comply with our two-click rule, and broke the third.