One of my friends told me that if you shake up a round bottle of vodka that a tornado will form inside. That tornado can tell you if the vodka is good or bad. If the tornado is nice and tight then the vodka is good, but if the tornado is loose then the vodka is bad.
So we set off to the neighborhood liquor store. The result were inconclusive. Not everyone could shake a tornado out of some bottles. One kid got a good tornado inside of a $7.99 bottle of Georgi vodka. I could not get the same results. Also, bottles of Absolute and Finlandia vodka were not producing any tornados.
What’s the straight dope?