matt_mcl:
I thought you were translating the French soldier’s rant from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’… 
I suppose you could say that Québécois vernacular is archaic, since it split off from français-de-France in the 1600s. Of course, “high” Québécois (the variety used in business, formal settings, etc.) differs very little from français-de-France except for some dialogue variation, as well as the accent.
I note that I intentionally misspelled “c’est”, “vierge”, “gueule”, “espêce”, and “tabernacle”, to give a more phonetic impression.
Vous ne me faites pas peur, chiens-cochons anglais! Allez-en bouillir votre cul, fils de con! Je mouche mon nez envers vous, “Arthur Roi” douteux! Vous, et tous vos stupides chhhhhhevaliers anglais! Je ne veux plus parler a vous, essuyeur des crèches sans cervelle! Je pets dans votre direction générale! Votre mère était un hamster et votre père puait de sureau! Alors allez-vous en, ou je vais vous insulter une deuxième fois!
However, I don’t consider Quebec Seperatists to be Canadian anyways. So leave them out of it.
Suck at debating??? We do not…we can match wits with anybody that wants to…er…what I mean to say is…um…plenty of us can…well, not plenty…sure its easy for you to talk…and…hmmmmm…what was the topic?
Maple Leafily yours,
Graeme
What a barge full of shit…what a typical American answer. You’re so self absorbed, you don’t think anything matters except for those things that directly affect you.
I used to interview Americans for a radio show of mine. I called Baton Rouge and asked some questions:
Whats the population of Canada?
Answer: Is Canada a big CITY??
We have a TV show here that has a segment called “Talking to Americans” It is the most shocking, and entertaining bit of TV to come along in a while.
Americans are responsible for a great many things. As individuals, you’re on par with every other person on the planet. As a nation, my opinion of ya’ll, is a little different.
My name is Graeme…and I am CANADIAN.
PS…our beer is light years ahead of what you currently have.
He he…good one 
Joking! God, what’s with you guys?
we like good natured fun…well maybe not so good natured.
:eek:
I liked that suggestion a few years back by a Canadian columnist where he suggested, only half-jokingly, that the US annex parts of Canada. The good parts, like the southern parts of BC,MB,SK,AB,ON, and the first mile and a half inland of the Maritimes. Quebec could leave and the rest to stay Canada.
I was just reading my post and it occured to me that I may have come on a bit too strong. I love my country. As a matter of fact, we’re getting married next fall.
Too bad the prairies are part of the package.
Diva for sale…anybody interested in Celine Dion? Going cheap…no takers? Shit
Incidentally, Graeme, I’m from Montreal. The tone of my comment was Gaulish bitterness, not Roman decadence.
Oh…ahem…blap…er…um…well I…so…ugh.
Sorry I didn’t get it.
What a great debate!!
Come on Yankees!! WE can take you. Just don’t use force, bad language and guns.
Or we’ll peace-keep you to death.
I think we’ll just let you guys beat yourselves up. Heck, as long as we made sure that your team had at least one prairie farmer, one quebecois, and one Newfie, I doubt that we’d be able to get close enough to the mêlée to throw a punch, ourselves.
That’s OK, Graeme. Don’t worry about it. hugs
Singing Caaa-naaa-daaaa…