You know, like all good smug Canadians, I’m pretty jaded about the fairly lax broadcast standards that we chilly libertines enjoy, and take every opportunity to laugh up my sleeve at the poor FCC-ridden race to the south of us.
Tonight, though, I was caught off guard.
I’m the tiniest bit high, and while flipping through the channels, I came across a fellow frolicking ouside wearing only boots and a tuque, gleefully packing snow around his soft parts to see how small his genitals would become. (Pretty small, actually.)
For once, I was surprised. I mean, we all do it, but it hardly ever gets shown on the telly.
This reminds me of the thread where the guy’s testicles hurt after eating pizza. The OP assumed that everyone experienced this phenomenon. Let me assure you that not every guy has packed his nuts with snow to watch them shrink.
I am now struck with the insatiable desire to pack snow around my balls to see how small they become. Alas, there’s no snow in California this time of year
I suppose I could use crushed ice from the fridge, though ::goes and gets a cup::
I guess it’s a Canadian thing, like curling, or Don Messer.
I feel sorry for the poor schmuck with the pizza balls, though. That’s just weird.
Kythereia, Sunspace, Savannah – it was on Showcase. You know, the one with those great promos: “I’m wearing women’s underwear. Thanks, Showcase!” “I used the F-word today. Thanks, Showcase.” “He got his whole fist in! Thanks, Showcase.”
In Canada, we have a number of ‘arts’ channels that often are little more than an excuse to show soft-core porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
‘Showcase Television’ was originally approved by the CRTC to be a multi-cultural window into world film. They planned to show films from France, India, Africa, etc. Of course, the ratings tanked, so now Showcase’s foreign films are often movies like “Devil in the Flesh”, “Emmanuelle”, and other foreign adult shows. They show a lot of damned good movies on there as well, that you just can’t see anywhere else.
On Friday nights, Showcase goes especially risque’, calling the evening “Friday Night Without Borders”. The show in question is some British reality-TV sex show. After that they had some show on the sex underground in Vancouver, and then ‘Red Shoe Diaries’, a series of soft-core porn shorts starring David Duchovny (before X-Files).
No, it wasn’t ‘Kink’. I can’t remember the name of the show, but it is apparently a roving show showing the sexual life of various cities, and this week it was focusing on Vancouver.
Showcase is an out of control freeforall of nudity on Friday nights. I was a bit surprised one night on Oz when not only did Keller bend over and moon Beecher, but he spread his cheeks too.
When I was a kid everyone used to tune into multicultural 47 late at night to watch Italian people roll around naked and fuck in haystacks. The rule seemed to be that if people weren’t speaking English they could do whatever they wanted. Same seems to go for TFO or whatever the French TVO is called. Only the rule there is that full frontal nudity is okay as long as it’s someone really old
