Just because you can’t hear them doesn’t mean plants aren’t screaming in agony.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
-Jack Handey
…
On a can of peaches, there’s a picture of peaches. On a can of tomatoes, there’s a picture of tomatoes.
And on a baby food jar…
It keeps Pahrump in Business.
“Over the Humpf, Even for Chumpfs Like Drumpf”
[Yakov Smirnoff] “What a country!”[/YS]
Anything by Chef Boyardee has a fat guy with a funny hat on it.
Uh…
Y’all know what Girl Scout Cookies are made of, right?
Brownies?
who nose?
Donner Family Restaurant. On Donner Pass Rd.
What wine for pairing?
As much as it takes.
We prefer the term anthropophagy. Don’t want to offend with negative slurs you know.
Of course, xkcd got into the act. 
Don’t forget Othello chatting up Desdemona with his tales
…of the Cannibals that each other eat,
The Anthropophagi, and men whose heads
Do grow beneath their shoulders.
What about disease? Eating human flesh would be the quickest way to transmit the diseases most dangerous to humans. Perhaps the societies that did this died off, leaving those societies with an aversion to cannibalism to survive - us. Evolution in action!
In the Denzel Washington post-apocalyptic movie The Book of Eli,
cannibalism is alluded to several times, and in one scene the Washington character holds his hands out to show they’re not shaking, i.e. he hasn’t eaten anyone’s brains and gotten kuru.
originally posted by Berke Breathed:
Marcia, because I both lack a sense of humor and know who I like to eat.