is eating yourself considered cannibalism?
if not what is it?
What, you mean like fingernails, scabs, or boogers? Or perhaps an amputated limb?
Yuck. I’d rather eat another person.
I guess you might be an *autophage, although I can’t actually find that word in any references.
No, it’s called being very flexible. 
I don’t know but if you do, does it taste like chicken?
“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”
Well, if he’s anything like most people, he tastes more like pork than chicken.
Well,Louie,from what I heard,“You” don’t need to be that flexible!
So do vegetarians avoid oral sex?
Not at all, handy. We just don’t swollow.
Uh, that’s swallow. Dammit.