I went to one of the offices I work at yesterday. I was going there to do some cardiac stress tests (I’m a doc) like I do once a week. That’s my only responsibility there, making sure the tests are performed safely. They’ve got whole layers of administration to run the place and be responsible for anything that might go on, including lengthy protocols which theoretically must be obeyed.
Anyway, I arrive at 12:30 pm, to a scene with much wailing and gnashing of teeth! They were waiting for me to arrive so I could tell them what to do! At 9:30 AM, a blood-pressure meter had broken in a patient room spilling mercury. The medical assistant, thinking quickly, but none too clearly, felt she must get the poisonous material away from the patient. Does she take the patient out of the room and close the door? No! She takes the BP meter out of the room, drags it down a 50 foot long corridor where staff and patients travel, spilling mercury all the way, and parks it in the patient dressing/undressing area.
OK, bonehead move, but let’s face it, the MA was not given a lot of training or supervision on how to do things. She reacted, made a bad call, messy, but not the end of the world. A supervisor is notified. The supervisor (a former RN) says “well, clean it up!” My nurse tries to, using a syringe to suck up the mercury from linoleum and carpet. No go. Tells supervisor. Supervisor says “tell maintenance to clean it up”. Maintenance man is on hands and knees, pushing mercury globules around, while patients and staff wander by.
It’s now 3 hours later, there’s still mercury balls around, and I show up. My radiation techs, who inject our patients for their myoview stress tests, (and whom I refer to as Nuclear Girl and Beta Babe) grab me and tell me “you’ve got to do something! These people are idiots!” Nuclear girl is pregnant, and while lead aprons and knickers keep out the radiation, it won’t keep out mercury poisoning. Maintenance man tells me “I think I’ve got most of it, but I really don’t know what I’m doing”. How risible. I can’t reach any administrators, they’re at lunch.
Quick, Batman! To the Search Engine! Google comes thru nicely, giving me a host of mercury containment procedures, all pretty much in agreement. And they all start with “if the spill is larger than a thermometer, it’s considered a large spill. This includes blood pressure meters. First, evacuate the building, then don your HazMat suit and mask, activate the mercury vapor detector, and summon the full HazMat team. If the mercury gets into carpeting, it’s especially problematic”. Shitpissfuckcockcuntmotherfuckerandtits.
Okay, kids, out of the pool. I inform the entire wing we’re halting patient care, cancelling office hours, and getting out of the area! One secretary looks at me and asks on whose authority we’re doing this! “Mine! I take full responsibility! Let us go now!” She looks at me, then says “Oh, thank god, someone knows what to do. Thank you, thank you!”. And noone gives me any shit (other than a few patients who didn’t want to leave). They’re all going “thank god, our nightmare is over! No longer are we breathing mercury fumes with noone to tell us to stop it!” (OK, a little hyperbole on my part).
So I call the HazMat team, they come in full splendor and regalia, suits, masks, vapor detectors, mercury precipitators and get to work. Our risk-manager person is contacted, and given a lecture on the appropriate way to deal with toxic spills, and we waste about $3000 in unused nuclear stress test doses. The corporation works thru the night to decontaminate, remove carpeting, and restore the clinic in time work work the next day.
My Rant (at last, you might say). At least 6 people recognized a hazardous situation, and noone would do anything other than to refer it to a supervisor who wasn’t even fucking there, and stand around worrying about the toxic effects on themselves and our patients! Everyone turned into mindless drones, who knew something was amiss, but couldn’t use the least bit of sense to take action! I had to physically order the pregnant Nuclear Girl to leave, 3 times, which was obviously what she wanted to do from the get-go, before she went out the door! My nurse is saying “I’m so glad you did this, but I’m worried admin is going to be upset with us”. Hot Puppies Grub, people! Only when I said I was taking full authority and responsibility (which technically I don’t even have, being just a hired doc brought in to do tests) before people calmed down and partied it up in the parking lot.
So far,no comebacks from admin, neither an “attaboy” or a kick in the ass. I really don’t care either way. But man, what is wrong with people?
Lame rant, I know, but I had to get it off my chest.
I also know the actual health risk wasn’t real high, but it wasn’t zero either, and protocols call for the HazMat approach. Failure to respond this way would have looked real bad in the local medical community, press, and the courts.