Can't help myself

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
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I said I wasn’t gonna do this, but I can’t help it, as I noticed a possible bug in the UBB board code.

I’ve almost reached 1000 posts with this post (it’s No.999) but I’ve noticed as I got nearer that every time I logged in my post count increased by 1, even though I hadn’t actually added a message anywhere.

Or maybe I was mistaken.

Anyway, everyone’s done the party motif, and I don’t like parties much anyway, so instead use this thread to praise me as much as you possibly can, the more outrageously unlikely the better. :wink:

The Legend Of PigeonMan

  • Shadow of the Pigeon -
    Weirdo of the Night
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GuanoLad, you are my very favorite poster.

I come to these boards just to read your witty, insightful comments.

In fact, you were my write-in vote for every category (including the gender specific ones for female) in Opal’s recent voting.

I have decided to name my first child “PigeonMan”–male or female.

Because of you, I have been seriously debating changing my user name to reflect some type of animal feces.

You are my muse.

All Hail GuanoLad!!!

I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.

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Congrats there guy.

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

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Congratulations to the coolest Kiwi on the board.

Oh wait. You’re the only one. :smiley:

“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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Congrats Guanodude!!

We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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Kia ora and mihi, our Maori friend! (I found those words at a English-Maori dictionary site, but I don’t know if I’m using them right.)
What’s happening down under?

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Wait, don’t tell me. The tequila is gone, right?

Congrats, Guano. Keep 'em coming.

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Holy Bat Crap!

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< prostating self >

Oh, Mighty Shit Tot! You are the reason for my pitiful existance! I want to have myself surgiaclly altered to carry your love child!

I cast a shadow in your presense.

You are truly a god among men, a stud above all others. Your visage is too bright and striking to be gazed upon with the naked eye.

We are not fit to share this board with you. We should all be banned, the board changed to “read only”, and the name changed to The GuanoDopeBoard.

Please excuse the humble offerings of this unworthy worm of a poster. My words are as dung at your feet.

You are truly The Fist Of The Northstar…The Jedi Lord…Master Of Castle Greyskull. The Sword Of Omens gives you sight beyond sight.

We all look forward to being enlightened by your future posts, jefe.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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Kia ora, e hoa!

Congratulations and hoping for another thousand posts from the wrong hemisphere.

Oh yeah, praise! Ummm…

You haunt my existence like a great taniwha!

“Cheddar?”
“We don’t get much call for that around here, Sir.”

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Hey, you guys know more Maori than I do! What the hey?

Haere Mai, Haere Mai, Haere Mai, Welcome all to the Great GuanoLad Gathering!

Now get naked and get funky!

The Legend Of PigeonMan

  • Shadow of the Pigeon -
    Weirdo of the Night
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Congratulations, GL! You’ve been one of my favorites since you got here.

I think I’ll pass on the naked/funky thing. I think everyone would like to keep their meals in their stomaches.

Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!
(or something)