Thank Og you didn’t ask this in the Pit.
I’m with you on every dispute except one–I will never abide the Yay-sayers. If they post “yay” 1,000 times, I will post “nay” 1,001 times. I can never get along them, not even once, not even for twenty minutes. Some principles are too sacred to be compromised.
Oh, I have. You dno’t have to be an evil overlord to be an ass.
[Special Ed] Yay… Psghetti… Yay… Yay… I Like Psghetti… Yay…[/Special Ed]
Sorry, couldn’t help it.
I wasn’t that drunk.
I went to every store in town to get Along®, the new laundry product. I even had a BOGO coupon. They were all sold out.
Considering this board is chock full of smart, opinionated people with a healthy amount of self-regard, I think we get along pretty well. Most of the time, anyway.
Can you imagine how BORING that would be?
I think Fred Phelps is a wonderful human being and he should be nominated for sainthood!
Followed by I agree I agree I agree I heartily agree Me too.
Bleech. Give me a good old fashioned slug fest anyday.
As the saying goes…if two people agree, one of you is unnecessary. 
Ooh, here I’ll fix some of your typos for you:
Or, there’s always Cafe Society:
Ahh, but, since I’m a confirmed misanthrope, I’m also plotting the downfall of every other member of the board. And I’m sure my plans are closer to fruition than yours could possibly be.
ETA: As proof of how thoroughly my plans are progressing, I’ve decided to have the search feature re-enabled, just to further distract and delay Skald the Rhymer, while he tries to find the thread where he took applications for minions and lackeys.
AAAHHH!!! NOBODY knows about “Guitar and Poetry” by Mason Williams!
Gonna hafta start calling you “Sweet Someone” ya great hog liver-liker!
Exactly why are you telling me your plans? 
And since I’m plotting the downfall of the Teeming Millions, of what use would that thread be to me, anywhistle?
But never mind. I am feeling all warm and kittenish and full of joy and am renouncing my plans have you fed to kaiju. Really. You can trust me.
Sometime way back when, I posted a thread asking if there was any single thing that we could reach consensus on.
The answer was no.
No it wasn’t.
Absolutely correct. Yankee fans are pond scum. So are University of Michigan Wolverine fans. And anybody who went to Topeka High School(except my mother) and roots for the Topeka High Trojans.
That is a horrible insult, very few of us are bald headed Bailiffs.
ETA: Damn, I just noticed the username of the poster, that seems rather odd.
Yes it was – a million billion times, plus one.
Yeah, but we kick them further than Red Sox fans do, so there.
I’m downfallen and up can’t get.
Cite?