Thank Og you didn’t ask this in the Pit.
[QUOTE=An Gadaí]
Creationists and Evolutionists, Obamaists and Clintonists, Democrats and Republicans, Liberals and Conservatives, Skeptics and Believers, Nay sayers and yay sayers, can’t we all just get along once??
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I’m with you on every dispute except one–I will never abide the Yay-sayers. If they post “yay” 1,000 times, I will post “nay” 1,001 times. I can never get along them, not even once, not even for twenty minutes. Some principles are too sacred to be compromised.
[QUOTE=Kythereia]
I thought you gave up being an evil overlord!
(I refuse to get along with any of you, now piss off. :p)
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Oh, I have. You dno’t have to be an evil overlord to be an ass.
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]
I’m with you on every dispute except one–I will never abide the Yay-sayers. If they post “yay” 1,000 times, I will post “nay” 1,001 times. I can never get along them, not even once, not even for twenty minutes. Some principles are too sacred to be compromised.
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[Special Ed] Yay… Psghetti… Yay… Yay… I Like Psghetti… Yay…[/Special Ed]
Sorry, couldn’t help it.
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th]
Thank Og you didn’t ask this in the Pit.
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I wasn’t that drunk.
I went to every store in town to get Along®, the new laundry product. I even had a BOGO coupon. They were all sold out.
Considering this board is chock full of smart, opinionated people with a healthy amount of self-regard, I think we get along pretty well. Most of the time, anyway.
[QUOTE=An Gadaí]
Creationists and Evolutionists, Obamaists and Clintonists, Democrats and Republicans, Liberals and Conservatives, Skeptics and Believers, Nay sayers and yay sayers, can’t we all just get along once?? Once???
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Can you imagine how BORING that would be?
I think Fred Phelps is a wonderful human being and he should be nominated for sainthood!
Followed by I agree I agree I agree I heartily agree Me too.
Bleech. Give me a good old fashioned slug fest anyday.
As the saying goes…if two people agree, one of you is unnecessary. 
[QUOTE=ivylass]
Can you imagine how BORING that would be?
I think Fred Phelps is a wonderful human being and he should be nominated for sainthood!
Followed by I agree I agree I agree I heartily agree Me too.
Bleech. Give me a good old fashioned slug fest anyday.
As the saying goes…if two people agree, one of you is unnecessary.
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Ooh, here I’ll fix some of your typos for you:
[QUOTE=MostforumsontheDope]
I think [del]Fred Phelps[/del] Obama is a wonderful human being and he should be nominated for sainthood!
Followed by I agree I agree I agree I heartily agree Me too.
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Or, there’s always Cafe Society:
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
No, we can’t just get along. For example, I’m plotting the downfallof every other member of the board, but that’s only because I’m a jerk.
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Ahh, but, since I’m a confirmed misanthrope, I’m also plotting the downfall of every other member of the board. And I’m sure my plans are closer to fruition than yours could possibly be.
ETA: As proof of how thoroughly my plans are progressing, I’ve decided to have the search feature re-enabled, just to further distract and delay Skald the Rhymer, while he tries to find the thread where he took applications for minions and lackeys.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
*How 'bout them dog kickers, ain’t they crumbs?
…
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AAAHHH!!! NOBODY knows about “Guitar and Poetry” by Mason Williams!
Gonna hafta start calling you “Sweet Someone” ya great hog liver-liker!
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
Ahh, but, since I’m a confirmed misanthrope, I’m also plotting the downfall of every other member of the board. And I’m sure my plans are closer to fruition than yours could possibly be.
ETA: As proof of how thoroughly my plans are progressing, I’ve decided to have the search feature re-enabled, just to further distract and delay Skald the Rhymer, while he tries to find the thread where he took applications for minions and lackeys.
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Exactly why are you telling me your plans? 
And since I’m plotting the downfall of the Teeming Millions, of what use would that thread be to me, anywhistle?
But never mind. I am feeling all warm and kittenish and full of joy and am renouncing my plans have you fed to kaiju. Really. You can trust me.
Sometime way back when, I posted a thread asking if there was any single thing that we could reach consensus on.
The answer was no.
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
Sometime way back when, I posted a thread asking if there was any single thing that we could reach consensus on.
The answer was no.
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No it wasn’t.
[QUOTE=silenus]
Get along?
With Yankee fans?
You must be insane!
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Absolutely correct. Yankee fans are pond scum. So are University of Michigan Wolverine fans. And anybody who went to Topeka High School(except my mother) and roots for the Topeka High Trojans.
[QUOTE=Baker]
Absolutely correct. Yankee fans are pond scum.
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That is a horrible insult, very few of us are bald headed Bailiffs.
ETA: Damn, I just noticed the username of the poster, that seems rather odd.
[QUOTE=levdrakon]
No it wasn’t.
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Yes it was – a million billion times, plus one.
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
After all…they kick puppies!
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Yeah, but we kick them further than Red Sox fans do, so there.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
No, we can’t just get along. For example, I’m plotting the downfallof every other member of the board, but that’s only because I’m a jerk.
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I’m downfallen and up can’t get.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
Considering this board is chock full of smart, opinionated people…
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Cite?