Capt. James Kirk to command cutting edge new naval vessel

The Neutral Zone has been relocated to Sarah Palin’s front porch. Or, at least you can see it from there.

Well, I can imagine Sarah Palin as one of the Duras sisters so it is all sort of coming together for me now…

It’s been three years without any Wizardry jokes? Doesn’t anyone here read Rick Cook?

This can’t be a coincidence that a guy named after a fictional character is commanding a ship named after a fictional character.

Looks to me like it’s upside down.

As others noted, Captain Kirk rescuedCaptain Sparrow