Loved Captain Ron. Won’t say that in public, tho.
The one that annoys me because I like it so much, is “What Price Glory”, with James Cagney, from the 50s, I think.
Total schlockfest. Find one of Cagney’s dorkiest performances, like where he’s clowning with retards or kids, and turn it up to 11.
Then, throw in the dying soldier, who, with half of his guts blown out, demands of Cagney the meaning of war and the iron leader’s determination that led them into the valley of death. He was gasping “What price glory, Captain!! What price glory!!” Dick.
That’s not all, tho. There is the young French just maturing into womanhood maiden, who lost her soldier boyfriend. She goes around and questions the returning soldiers “Has anybody seen my X (wtf his name was)?” “Captain, have you seen my sweet X?”
and, Cagney has to tell her that he died (or, something similar). “So, my sweet X is not coming back to me, his little cheri? I’m never to see his sweet face, blah, blah, blah” Cagney then damns the war and mens everlasting foolishness.
Blech. I love it, tho.
I actually had it at work. It was in the wrong box, and I told a co-worker that we could watch “Heat” since I had brought it with me. I opened it up, saw what it was, and blanched. I slammed the case shut, and said, “Sorry, wrong movie-Its a Cagney movie. We’ll find something on the internet.” He said “Hey, I like Cagney.” I didn’t even respond. He probably thought it was kiddie porn, or something. I think I shall encourage that idea, so he doesn’t find out it was “What Price Glory”.