If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!
We’re the same height! See?!
Everyone at the kitteh rave was high on nip.
I guess dzero wins that one: 5 cans of Fancy Feast for him and his brood.
See!! The brain scrambler ray totally didn’t work on me!
I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Doctor wins, his prize the hat in question.
Bat mitzvahs for everybody!
“I’m ready for my cavity search, officer.”
Hey big spender, I don’t pop my cork for every man I see.
MTA: pic is marginally NSFW. Mods can feel free to add such a tag if they wish (notifying now).
Lord Mondegreen gets to lay him on the green.