Caption Contest game

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!

We’re the same height! See?!

Everyone at the kitteh rave was high on nip.

I guess dzero wins that one: 5 cans of Fancy Feast for him and his brood.

Tinfoil hat time!

See!! The brain scrambler ray totally didn’t work on me!

I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Doctor wins, his prize the hat in question.

Here’s #4!

Bat mitzvahs for everybody!

“I’m ready for my cavity search, officer.”

Hey big spender, I don’t pop my cork for every man I see.

MTA: pic is marginally NSFW. Mods can feel free to add such a tag if they wish (notifying now).

Lord Mondegreen gets to lay him on the green.

Paula Deen!