TORn has a running contest in which their members think up funny captions for an LOTR cartoon. As I was reading the newest cartoon’s entries, I thought (as I usually do) that Dopers can think up far superior captions than I see over there.
So I post a link to that contest in the hope that y’all can raise the cleverness bar. I’m trying to think up a caption right now. I hope you use your SDMB names if you post! Keep it clean, folks.