Full disclosure: I’m on the early end of Gen-X, and as such I vividly remember a time (once I got past the “near-constant living hell” years, but I’d rather not go there again, even though I will) when major technological advances were loudly trumpeted in the mainstream media. As a result, I learned about the World Wide Web, high definition television, digital music, and digital video disks at the same time as everybody else. Sometime later, however, technology…for some truly inexplicable reason…became something that you were expected to learn about completely on your own with zero publicity. As a result I was at least several months late to the party on pendrives and flatscreen monitors, and it took me an embarrassingly long time to learn about this newfangled “wai-fai”.
So now I’m about to move my extensive collection of music CDs from my old Nissan Leaf to my new one…this was about a month ago, to put it in perspective, and at literally that moment I discover that cars do not have CD players anymore. Shortly after I discover that the same is true for electronics stores. I’m aware that CDs hold the distinction of the most universally despised medium in the history of the goddam universe, but as someone who, y’know, buys them a lot, it was a bit of a shock. Look, here’s how it works: I buy an audio album with very high audio quality (or “too perfect”, whatever the freak that means ), then I upload the files to my computer. Now I can play the album on a CD player or at home, and if the files get corrupted for any reason I can upload them again, and if something happens to the disk I can make a replacement CD! Win-win! So no, it didn’t occur to me to spend a lot of money to download music files to my IPad, which could not be transferred anywhere else which Apple could yank at any time for any reason, which wouldn’t have been an issue anyway since both of those hideously overpriced piles of crap just stopped freaking working for no…ahem.
At any rate, a dealer at the place which sold the Leaf showed me the basics of connecting my phone to the car via the USB port. Some experimentation and frustration later, I was able to upload some music files to my phone. And the same connection could hook up the phone to the car. So far so good.
But to actually play any of the music on the phone (through its own or the car’s speaker) requires a sound application…and that’s where I ran into my next snag. See, I have Winamp, RealPlayer, and AllPlayer on my computer (as well as the humdrum Windows Media Player), all of which are capable of playing every manner of sound file. The problem is that these are Windows applications, which, as my phone is an Android device, will not work with it at all. The only things it does have (which the car apparently does as well) are YouTube Music and Spotify, neither of which I had any familiarity with before I got that phone. I’ve been using the latter, as YouTube Music can’t play uploaded files for some reason.
Spotify is…cumbersome. It doesn’t recognize subdirectories at all; everything gets dumped into a bit “user files” pile regardless of it’s location on the phone. It’s possible to make playlists, but each song has to be added, one by one, from the big honkin’ pile. To get anything close to a reasonable quantity is going to require slogging through literally hundreds of completely disorganized tracks. There’s no fast-forward or rewind option (something that every CD player I ever used had), and I’m not risking an accident to finagle a teensy little dot on a teensy little bar on my phone. The worst part is that it’s hard to get the stupid thing to play what I want when I want. It’ll start for no clear reason, or jump around, or even skip tracks. (There’s also the periodic whiny demands to upgrade to Premium, which was another problem I didn’t have with CD players.)
I’d really like to know if there are any better options. My problem is that I have zero experience with dedicated MP3 players. I just need something where everything is organized, it’s easy to make playlists, and I can do super basic stuff like fast forward and rewind without a damn touchscreen. Are there any good, Winamp-esque non-whiny music applications for Android? It’s not going to be a sole option, but it’s a good place to start.