My plan is to respond to individual posts tonight when i get home and can quote more easily.
To listen to one of my friends, they are all “the worst of the worst”…otherwise, they wouldn’t be in Gitmo!!
Bless his pointed little head.
And probably the most he can do as well.
I imagine there might be lots of “evidence” present after the intensive interrogations…
<Start Trancript>
I: “Are you a terrorist?”
<splashing sounds>
T: "yes, yes, I am a terrorist! I am Osama’s love monkey! I blow up everything! "
I: “Have you seen this man before?”
T: “No”
I: “you must not have heard me. Have you seen this man before?”
<splashing sounds>
T: “yes, yes, I have seen him many times, all the time I see him!”
I: “where have you seen him?”
T: <pause>"… in… a training camp?.."
I: “Good!”
(emphasis mine)
Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for “Poop” Benedict AKA “His Holiness”. Subject is a known Muslim extremist. Last seen in Rome, wearing a very stupid hat… Frequently in the company of burkha-wearing female radicals armed with rulers, protect your knuckles at all times!
Keep sniping from the sidelines tough guy. My posts in this thread demonstrate more capability than do your obvious and asinine insults.
No, really they don’t.[/snipe_from_sidelines]
I can well imagine a scene from Rand Rover’s workplace……
<dissolve in dream-sequence style>
Big Boss: “Rover, get me the case files for the Benson tax Account. I have a meeting with him this afternoon.”
Rand Rover: “Uh sure.” <passes over a piece of paper with a couple of web addresses on it>
BB: “what’s this?”
RR: “The information you wanted. It’s on a couple of databases.”
BB: “I said I wanted the case file. You do know what a case file is don’t you?”
RR: “Of course I do you fool. I am an important lawyer person who went to lawyer school. Did you expect a folder with paper documentation or something?”
BB: “Actually, yes, I expected a comprehensive case file with the information organized in a coherent manner, not just a link to some databases.”
RR: “Ah, now you’re changing the goalposts! You didn’t tell me you wanted a comprehensive case file!”
BB: “You’re fired.”
RR: “No I’m not.”
<security guard escorts RR out the door>
May I please have this for a new sig? Pretty please?
Not done pretending to be a lawyer, you’re now going to pretend to be intellectually competent?
Jeaousy is an ugly thing, man. You just be the best you you can be and don’t worry about your superiors.
Rock on with your bad self.
Oh look! He’s got the standard, “Awww, y’all just jelusss!!!”
How cute!!!
I think we should target the terrists with a tax cut. They’ll find that so stimulatin that they’ll probably write their own stinking case files! The gubmint shouldn be in the bidness of writing case files anyway. Let the free market handle it. That’s best, YEAH!
But, of course. (Recovering Catholic, by any chance?)
On large files one should not expect to have all the evidence, correspondence, notes, etc. in one place. What is important is that everything pertaining to the file can be easily found. Thus the key to running a large file is a database with competent people managing it.
What I am curious about is whether or not such a database has been properly maintained, and whether or not people have been actively working on each of the various matters, or instead have simply let the mess go unattended (insert Chauncey the Gardner reference here).
Burn the witch! There must be a “comprehensive case file” or . . . something bad happens!!!
Here’s some Play-Doh. Make me an ashtray. Glue some macaroni to it.
I prefer lapsed, and/or non-practicing. If more churches were like this one, I’d probably go back. (The founder is a distant relative).
Father Hausen was excumincated for starting his own church, after he was suspended for saying in his sermon that he was “pissed off” about the church’s actions regarding the whole molestation scandal, their policy on women and married priests, etc.
Rand Rover, I always thought lawyers were big on, oh, I dunno, being organized? Huh. Remind me never to go to your firm.