Cast the 2008 Presidential Campaign

McCain Vern Troyer

Did you mean Kucinich? About him, this is kinda funny - for McCain, I don’t really get it. If you cast Troyer as Kucinich, maybe Cherry Jones as his wife? She’s not as beautiful as Elizabeth Kucinich, but she’s actually much taller than the genuine article. There’s also Julianne Moore, who’s only 5’4", but next to Verne Troyer I suppose it wouldn’t matter.

Ed Rendell…Brian Doyle Murray

John McCain-Derek Jacobi

I think Rebecca de Mornay is too young to play today’s Hillary. I nominate Holland Taylor as Hillary.

I still picture McCain hugging Bush and he looked so small when he was doing it.

Political Quotes This one. This does not look presidential to me.

Michael Dukakis . . . . Peter Falk

Howard Dean…Slim Pickens

Yes, i am a genius, why do you ask?

greatshakes

Michelle Obama: Penny Johnson Jerald

For the media
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: Themselves

The Dems

Barack Obama… Phil Morris
Michelle Obama… Robin Givens
Joesph Biden…Michael Chiklis
Hillary Clinton…Sean Young
Bill Clinton… Anthony Michael Hall
Evan Bayh… Morgan Rusler
Tim Kaine… Dean Cain
John Edwards… Judge Reinhold
Dennis Kucinich…Chris Kattan
Bill Richardson…George Lopez
Howard Dean…Willie Garson (with hairpiece)

The Pubs

John McCain… Jack Nicholson (too bad John Fiedler’s dead)
Cindy McCain… Christie Brinkley
Mitt Romney… Treat Williams
Fred Thompson…Carel Struyken
Rudy Giuliani… Steve Buscemi
Mike Huckabee…Kevin Spacey (gotta agree)
Ron Paul… Mitchell Ryan (too bad William Hickey’s dead)

The Media

Brian Williams… Daniel Baldwin
Katie Couric…Courtney Thorne-Smith
Bill O’reilly… Enrico Colantoni (with hairpiece)
Keith Olbermann… Alec Baldwin
Chris Matthews… Larry Joe Campbell
Tom Brokaw…Kevin James
Tim Russert…Nathan Lane
George Stephanopoulos……Eric Bischoff
The Others

Bob Barr…Geoffrey Lewis
Ralph Nader…Gary Condit

Joe Biden = Bob Barker