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What if you’re assembling the electronics on the plane, you know, as a hobby?
Well, they’re cheaper than my ex-wife and a hell of a lot better looking. You might be onto something and no pun intended.
Two shotguns, a 12 and a 20 gauge.
A 22 caliber rifle
A hand gun
Ammunition for all the above
A spear gun and an assortment of spears
A machete
A hatchet
An axe
A Crocodile Dundee knife
A good whetstone for sharpening the above
A still to convert salt water into fresh
A fire starter kit
Pepper; I could come up with salt
Twine, clothesline cord, a few bungee cords
A shelter half
Antibiotic ointment
Stainless steel cookware; a frying pan and a pot/ lids for both
A magnifying glass or other lens for when the fire starter kit stops working
Spare eyeglasses
A good waterproof floating floppy hat
lightweight rain gear
A waterproof satellite enabled cell phone with plenty of spare batteries.
A couple of sets of good work clothes
Soap
A straight razor
Pain pills for my migraines
Plenty of pencils, ball point pens and a lot of paper
fishing line and a good supply of hooks
Lots of bug repellent
Lots of sun screen
A compass
A large boat
Funny-- but what about this angle:
One (1) inflatable raft
Fishing line and hooks
Multi-tool
One two-piece oar, broken down
One large water bladder
Sunscreen
One compass
Tarp
I think you could fit all that in a suitcase, and maybe even a few more small but useful items
Beat me to it. I came to post “One inflatable raft”.
But since I didn’t see anyone else mention it;
So which is it?
Besides what othershave mentioned:
- An assault rifle – if it isn’t uninhabited, it soon will be.
- A HUGE amount of, er, I guess Vaseline Intensive Care would do the job.
- An Etch a Sketch
- Is a slave an acceptable answer, given a large enough piece of luggage?
- Dope with lots of seeds.
I’d fill it up with Legos and caulk! Imagine the hours of fun. I’d also have the most kick-ass shelter.
That’s all I need. Legos and caulk.
Shelter be damned! Make a kick-arse boat.
A suitcase full of boat building glue and expanding foam!
I thought about that, but then you’d run out of Legos before you got to the oars (I’ve done the calculations). And, what would look sillier than a Lego™ boat, with oars made from native bamboo and coconuts? I wouldn’t be caught dead.
Not mentioned yet:
Vise-Grips
Duct tape
Bacon Salt
Wow, you’re going to fit three long guns, a spear gun, and an axe in your suitcase?
How much porn fits in the suitcase?
That much.
Um, and some vikodins.
Yes, that will work especially since I neglected to include an engine and fuel for the large boat.
You forgot the kitchen sink and a nice double bed complete with nubile young wench (or two)
Oh and no electronics as per the OP, otherwise I guess you’re good to go assuming you can lift the bloody “regular” sized case