A quarter hour to pack. 1 suitcase. What do you take?

Let’s say that sick bastard Fabulous Creature finally comes up with a workable Master Plan and conquers whatever country you happen to call home. Judging Dopers to be the greatest threat to his rule, he decides to eliminate the Teeming Millions; but, in a uncharacteristic show of mercy, he decides on mass exile rather than public executions. The flying monkeys escort you to your house, hand you this piece of luggage, and give you fifteen minutes to run in, pack, and run out. Sixteen minutes after the lead monkey says, “Go!” they’ll be dynamiting your house, whether you’re inside or not. Assuming you make it out in time, you’ll be taken to th air airport and put on a one-way flight to any country you name, as long as its not the one you’re in.

What do you pack, and why? What is hardest for you to leave behind?

External HD, several books (probably chosen based on which is most easily grabbed - ergo what I’m in the middle of reading.) a couple changes of clothes, my DD-214, and other vital papers (all stored in one handy place, so just grab the aluminium folder, and go) and that would probably be it. Wait! I’d make sure to take a towel. Can’t leave without a towel.

Then take a flight to Toronto, and collect on my renter’s insurance for the apartment building being blown up, to pay for the new computer I’d need.

I’d probably be pissed about losing some of my service souvenirs, and some of my objects d’art.

Why the DD-214? America’s been conquered and is currently overrun with flying robot sharks; what good are your separation papers?

My complete Shakespeare, and a handful of other books; some of the jewelry and knick-knacks my family and friends have given me; my wallet, a full change of clothes, my laptop and headphones, and my fuzzy slippers.

You are going to keep paying my pension, aren’t you? There’s evil, then there’s dissing the vets. :wink:

Hm. Reminds me of the beginning of The Endless Steppe by Esther Hautzig. They had to do exactly this. Well, I will be fully dressed and will leave the house in underwear, trousers, tshirt, sweater, socks, good walking shoes, coat hat scarf and gloves. Into my suitcase,

Seven pairs of underwear, three more bras, seven pairs of hand-knit socks, seven t-shirts, two pairs of trousers, one set of pajamas, toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, brush, comb, shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, face wash, lotion, lip balm, Advil, Aleve, melatonin, my prescription medications, my laptop computer and its power source, my digital camera and iPod and their cables, my three moleskine notebooks and some random pens and pencils, a copy of One Flash of Lightning (to steady myself–for comfort and self-reliance and distance from material possessions) and a couple of pocket editions of Jane Austen, a couple of skeins of sock yarn and sock knitting needles, a couple packs of origami paper, my birth certificate, social security card, and wallet with all of its associated cards and well as the titles to my house and car (hope springs eternal, you know). I suppose that would just about fill up a suitcase, and is all I would really want. We don’t get very attached to objects, in my family. If I had more room I might pack sheets and towels, as well as a couple each of plates, forks, knives, spoons, and cups, depending on just how uncertain my destination was.

Oh, and all of my pearls. They might sell for something, even though they’re fresh water.

I see no way to take my cat with me. My heart would go out to her, but she still has her most important possessions–claws and teeth. She will be able to manage as well as I will.

:: innocent look :: You meant to ask whether Fabulous Creature was going to keep paying your pension, I’m sure.

Now me, yeah, I’d keep paying the pension, because otherwise my grandfather’s ghost would arise and say, “Boy! What is WRONG with you?!?!? They fought for your freedom!”

But FC is a right bastard, he is. He wants to be a jerk–I mean, he just BLEW UP YOUR HOUSE, and is doubtlessly even now plotting new and amusing ways to ravish Natalie Portman. Of course he’s not paying your pension. You’re lucky he didn’t freeze all your bank accounts and make you walk to Toronto.
Kytheria, I’m missing something. Maybe it’s a girl thing, but why doesn’t your wallet go in your pocket?

Sattua, don’t worry about your cat. I have it on good authority that FC likes them and would not needlessly murder them. Also if yours is evil enough it may end up on his lap, being stroked while he makes Portman jump rope naked.

The bag would be filled with two howling spitting kittehs along with their baggage (food, toys, blankies and such). The Boy packs light, so I’d coopt some of the space in his bag for my clothes, as well as our important documents, laptop, and the external HD with all of our computer files (well, the ones from the most recent backup).

I’d probably shed a tear or two for all my gizmoes (camera, assorted kitchen gadgets, universal TV remote), but I’d probably get over it pretty quick.

Well, more seriously, I’d be grabbing it because it’s so ingrained. A vet doesn’t want to lose his/her DD-214. It’s easier to get replacement birth certificates, AIUI.

But, yeah, that rotter, FC would stop that pension.

…ooooh. :smack: Right, in that case: wallet in pocket, and glasses and passport in the suitcase.

I am honestly not trying to lay into you; I’m simply curious as to some of your choices.

First off: are these your only pair of glasses, or the most recent scrip? Because in either case it seems to me you should be wearing 'em, as you’ll be packing in a hurry and don’t want them to get hurry, since you almost certainly don’t know where your lenses RX is, that right bastard FC might not let your optometrist send your records overseas, and you’ll be leaving your comfy universal health care. As for the passport–what good is it? You can’t come home unless FC gets overthrown or has you abducted for harem duty.

Jesus. A sudden evacuation from my house is literally a recurring nightmare for me.

So if my subconscious dry runs are any indicator, I’ll pack all the clothes I don’t need, decide that the TV is critical but my boyfriend is not, hold both cats awkwardly in my arms while letting the other pets die, and try and hop over the patches of lava to safety while wearing flip-flops and a winter jacket.

Well, FC can put her in her cat carrier then. She HATES that.

I’m assuming the wife gets her own bag to pack? If so, mine gets 4 days worth of underwear, 3 of my favorite shirts, the “Papers” file from the safe, all the bug-out cash from the safe, the backup flash drive, and whatever cat toys I can fit. The cats will go with us, thank you very much.

If it’s one bag for the both of us, then I’ll let the wife pack it while I stuff my pockets with cash and papers. Then we’ll have access to the funding necessary to plot our return and eventual overthrow of The Vile Oppressor.

The rest of the stuff is just that - stuff. I’ve got my memories and my rage. :smiley:

Wait…FC is letting us pack so he can steal all our conveniantly gathered valuables, right? In which case, my wallet goes in my pocket, I’ll wear jeans and a T-shirt and sweatshirt and comfortable shoes, put and extra pari of underwear in my other pocket. Then I’ll fill the suitcase with dirty cat litter. That’ll show FC!

StG

Handguns and ammo so I could shoot either the monkeys or other passengers that have stuff I want.

**What do you pack, and why? **

Assuming I’ve already got my handbag, so I have passport, ID, credit card, Advil, two packs of cigarettes, American dollars and a bigass Hershey Bar with almonds:

  • Photo of my family: Might as well, if I’m not going to see them again.
  • Good jewelry: I love my jewelry.
  • Laptop: Has lots of stuff that I need and can use on it. Also, assuming I can get an Internet connection at my destination I should be okay.

I can buy everything else (I hope) when I get there. (As for the travel time, if there are difficulties or revolutions or I’m detoured or something… It’s been my experience that you can sleep and live in the same clothing for a long time if you don’t mind feeling dirtier than you’re used to.)
What is hardest for you to leave behind?

My antiques, my apartment and my parents.

I’ve already got a hit-and-run kit ready. Just in case the Soviets launch. . . You know, just in case . . .

But then again, I for one welcome our new aviary primate overlords.

Tripler
[Homer]Stupid flying monkeys[/Homer]

I can get a hotel room or lodging where I’m running to, right? 'Cause my tent won’t begin to fit in that suitcase! So, assuming I don’t have to bring a housing structure with me:

Three pair underwear, two bras, as many clean socks as I can find, two skirts, four t-shirts and two sweaters (I assume I’m wearing jeans, a bra, another shirt and a sweater). Mists of Avalon - not because it’s my favorite, but because I always forget most of it, so it’s relatively fresh when I reread it every year or so. One photo album (of my son’s baby pics - thank Og my daughter’s are all online!), a hairbrush and whatever random jewelry I can find. My toiletries bag, which is always packed an includes my spare pair of glasses, a small deodorant, shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, a contact case and solution, Q-tips and facial wipes.

My beading supplies, which are in three containers.

My passport/birth cert/marriage license, etc., which are all in one file for easy grabbage.

My favorite Brigid statue, if I think of it. Probably the Sekhmet on my main altar, as well.

I’m really having a hard time coming up with anything sentimental, frankly. It’s all just…stuff. I have a whole lot of it, and don’t really care about any of it.

Husband’s laptop, my iPod Touch, both cell phones. All official government documents, including passports, and the contents of our fireproof safe (tax stuff). Checkbook and wallet contents. The CD-ROM with our wedding pictures on it. The rest we’ll fill with clothes and toiletry bags.

I’d have a tough time leaving behind the pets, obviously, and all my gaming systems.