No, with real cats. Perv.
Anyway.
My cat goes outside, and from time to time he has a dispute with another cat. These seem to go one of two ways.
The first is a highly stylized and very long drawn out affair where all of the decision making seems to be done before there is any contact. They stare, make those “MRRowwAAWWworrRR” noises at one another, hiss for long periods of time, and then make two or three brief passes with the pointy bits after which the other cat spends 10 minutes walking out of the yard and glaring back in a threatening manner.
The last one I saw was silent except for some brief hissing at the moment of contact and the sound of their bodies slamming into the garage and the lawn furniture. The actual fighting part went on much longer than the pauses to stare, and they wound up (according to what I saw anyway) rolling sideways up an eight foot fence while biting one another. The next day, the area they’d chosen to face off in was covered in cat hair. I was surprised not to see body parts.
Anthropomorphist that I am, I am inclined to interpret this as two different kinds of conflict, the first being a “for show” scuffle where the loser just wants to save face, and the second being a real fight.
Can any cat behaviour experts enlighten me on whether this is even close to correct?