To quote The Great Outdoors, “Now that bear’s bald at both ends!”
Weirdest six-year-old-thread bump ever.
This has definitely thoroughly freaked me out though. Can you catch pinworms from a public toilet? Or do I want to know the answer to that?
The tape test is outdated now. Everything has gone digital.
Yep, just stick your finger up there.
Nice to see I can keep up this level of sarcasm for six years.
Now thats a band name…
Beside the ick factor, is there any real downside to these buggers?
Must have been a spammer, since it was on page 2 of new posts
Fire is your friend.
Is anyone else starting to feel itchy? If my butt starts feeling even the teeniest bit itchy – even if it’s just my butt cheeks – I’m going to be totally freaking out. Thanks guys. 
Flamethorowers: making germ-phobia cool again.
Every damned time I read something about pinworms my butt itches. I thought I’d share that on this fine Monday morning.
Confucious say: man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
OK, that’s it. Hot poker up the ass time. Who’s with me?
Well my policy of reading the Dope during lunch has paid off yet again.
Try doing a report on them. It’ll make your butt itch for a week.
This is just too damn itchy … I mean funny … to close. Zombie pinworms! They’re what’s for dinner!
Ellen Cherry
Moderating parasitic infections since 2009
Frankly, if a worm is prepared to live up my butt, then I say good luck to it. And I hope it likes chilli.
So is it safe to take the medicine without actually having pinworms - sort of a sanity dosage?
I don’t have the itchy butt but I assume that’s not a 100% sign of being clear. I refuse to ask my wife to look. I’d rather just dose and wish any and all (if any) parasites a fond fare-well.
Any doper doctors want to chime in?
You know, I’m halfway to making the same decision?
I’m so paranoid now about pinworms.
Hmmm-one more reason to question certain sexual proclivities.
And I thought the image of lounging pinworms screaming TAPEEEE! as it decended upon them was bad…