Is that a Titleist?
“Holy Mother of God!” as screamed by Allan of Two and a half Men
“Excellent” said as Mr Burns
“Confused, would we?” said as Homer Simpson
“Allan, you sick freak!”
“Up your nose with a rubber hose.”
“Oh oh oh, Mr. Kotter, Mr. Kotter”
“What could possibly go wrong now?” I don’t know if this has ever been uttered in a sitcom but I use this one three or four times a day.
“Did I do that?”
I say this all the time, cept it’s been shortened to “The what now?” Easier to say.
From Sealab 2021: “Earlier!” I can’t even think of in what context this gets used, but it’s fairly regularly used. Also “Uh oh.” in the many variants. “Chopper Dave, we have uh oh.”
30 Rock: “Blargh.”
Sooo many Simpsons ones it’s impossible. The “Something, eh?” referenced by SiXSwordS. Also “And so forth.” I know that I use tons of Simpsons references but when I sit here and try to think of how my personal patois of references I get stuck. D’oh.
No, no, no!
Only “Rhetorical, eh?”
Get it? It must by the lack of vocal inflection.
Yes, just look what you did.
Hmm, maybe I’m thinking of something else. A la “Maude, eh?” (I get the rhetorical thing though… I think.)
This wasn’t from Friends?
It’s Nice to be Nice to the Nice.
Don’t waste apples, soldier! Apples don’t just grow on trees, you know.
- Both from Frank Burns, MAS*H
Yeah, Sam we won. But only by a score of 6-2. What’s the point of winning if you can’t humiliate your opponent?
- Coach, on Cheers, during the Little League episode (substitute your own friends’ name and sports score for the first two sentences)
Excellent, Smithers! Maybe this consarnit energy-conservation fad thing is finally over with.
- Burns replying to Smithers as the lights dim in Springfield and Smithers says ‘Somebody’s really sucking up the juice, sir’
Smithers, release the hounds.
- Burns, Simpsons
“Did I say that out loud?” I think that is from Friends.
“Just the facts ma’am” Dragnet.
You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.
“A shitload? That’s a lot even for a fat bastard like you!”
When we have chips:
“Chips!” (grunted), followed by “You want fries with that?”
When we have chinese:
“I’m off to the Golden Retriever”
Sadly, a lot of our conversations revolve around food and Bargearse.
Adult Swim edited the line to “Sweet Zombie” whenever it was said, but I believe Comedy Central has reinstated the “Jesus.”
‘D’oh!’
‘Excellent.’ (Like Mr Burns says it.)
‘Dy-no-mite!’ (Sadly, I don’t think I ever saw an episode of Good Times until last year. I picked that one up second hand.)
I regularly use the term “Coolness!”, often said by the title character on Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. I don’t know if it originated on that show, but that’s where I first heard it.
From Troy McClure on the Simpsons, when asked “…do you love me?”
“Sure, baby, like I love Fresca!”
“What in the hell?”, said in the voice of Hank Hill.
“Drugs are bad, M’kay?” - South Park.
“Homer, you don’t even have a computer” - The Space Coyote from The Simpsons.