“If you had half as much fun watching this show as we did making it, well, then we had twice as much fun making the show as you did watching it.”
“Eating cardboard can ruin your life. You could end up in the street living in a box. Then you’ll eat the box, and you’ll be homeless.”
“Boyd whipped Eddie, Eddie borrowed money from me, I’m playing Boyd double or nothing, I was kickin’ butt, Boyd broke my glasses, five hundred on the line, can’t see a darn thing.”
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” Answered by Jonathan Chance - Arthur Carlson from “WKRP in Cincinnati”
“Spare me your pork-scented lies!”
Not correctly answered so far
“Women… can’t live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.” Answered by Tracy Lord - Norm Peterson from “Cheers”
“Peter, those are Cheerios.” Answered by Garfield226 - Brian Griffin from “Family Guy”
“I’m gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!” Answered by Cisco - Bender the Robot from “Futurama”
“If you had half as much fun watching this show as we did making it, well, then we had twice as much fun making the show as you did watching it.”
“Eating cardboard can ruin your life. You could end up in the street living in a box. Then you’ll eat the box, and you’ll be homeless.”
“Boyd whipped Eddie, Eddie borrowed money from me, I’m playing Boyd double or nothing, I was kickin’ butt, Boyd broke my glasses, five hundred on the line, can’t see a darn thing.”
“Your ventricle is showing.”
“Catholic grief, Protestant grief, Jewish grief . . . it’s all grief to me”
“Ta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ke the envelo-o-o-o-o-o-o-pe!”
“A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants.”
“Who says I’m dumb?”
“I’m going to show you the glorious results of a misspent youth.”
“Yeah, but look at it this way, an inch or two to the left and he’d have missed me completely.”
“Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.”
“There are essentially six options. One, ignore it, two, file a protest, three, issue a statement condemning it, four, cut off aid, five, sever diplomatic relations, six, declare war. Now, if we ignore it, we tacitly acknowledge it, if we file a protest it’ll be ignored, if we issue a statement it will seem weak, we can’t cut off aid because we’re not giving any, if we sever relations we risk losing the oil contract and if we declare war… people might just think we’re overreacting.”
“On a scale of one-to-ten, it sucked.”
And if anybody gets this one, I’ll be amazed.
“Anna, if you tell me to bend like a willow I’m gonna throw up.”
Red Dwarf. Can’t remember whether it was Lister or Cat that said it, but it was while the two of them were watching Flintstones and talking about how hot Wilma and Better were.
