I am reminded of the time I visited Stingray City, in the Cayman Islands. The tours will give you pieces of chopped-up squid to feed them.The stingrays are used to humans, and will eat out of your hand. The tour guide compared their mouths to a vacuum cleaner.
“Be careful where you wipe the grease off your hands. The stingrays will pounce on it, and leave hickeys that you might have trouble explaining to your spouse. Oh, and guys . . . don’t even think about it!”
So many comments I could make; all of them inappropriate. ::sigh::
We are not amused.
I am.
Every time this thread pops to the top, despite having read the OP, I can’t stop my brain trying to parse the title as a list of three animals, and wondering what strange beast an “evidently” might be.
That fish must’ve been popular at the discos.
Catfish can do lots of things, they bark(which bugs me to no end) and the whiskers sting.
I know one who is very talented at #16.
Number Seven, Baby! Twice!
93? Really?
I’m bad at math
The gatopescado mentioned in the OP may have been amused.
The first thing I thought of when I saw the title was “Eats, shoots, & leaves.”
Sounds to me like a relationship ended (or, for that matter, started) and somebody tossed it into the lake because they (thought they) didn’t need it any more.