Cats drowning mice

I had a cat who’d steal my toothbrush and leave it in her water dish.

I’d say you win the thread.

One of my calico monsters likes to take “toys” from the bathtub–bath puffs, the little plastic protective coverings that go over the blades of the pink razors, and especially any elastic hair ties I might leave hanging on the faucet knobs–and carry them downstairs to play with. No puffs or razor covers in the water fountain yet, but the hair ties often end up floating there like poor drowned, ouroboros worms and have to be fished out.

OP, your cat is showing how to make some bottled wine to sell and buy some more catnip already.

[product is Chinese, not Korean as cite erroneously has it]

Oh, that jolted the neuron! It wasn’t raccoons, it was coatis (close enough though), and I saw them at a zoo not on TV.

That’s a thing of unmitigated evil… Here’s a longer version.

Indeed.

This is either very funny, or the dumbest thing I ever heard. I’m opting for the former and saying, “Oh, yeah!”

How many cats does it take to patrol a lake and drown humans when they try to drown a cat? Perhaps they make a deal with raccoons. I’ve seen some pretty big 'coons.

Raccoons teach them.

I’ve found mice in my dogs water bowl and they weren’t swimming.
Now I can blame the cat lol

Diana The Evil Cat, mistress of Baggins House, does the same thing with small wool threads, she plays with them for a while and then drops them in her water bowl. Then she entertains herself for another while fishing them up.

David St. Hubbins: It’s such a fine line between stupid, and uh…
Nigel Tufnel: Clever.
David St. Hubbins: Yeah, and clever.