Cave Being of Ras el Khaima

[Homer Simpson]Mmmm. Human jerky! <massive drooling sounds>[/HS]

DON’T GO IN THERE!!..it’s…it’s…<GASP>…known to be DESERTED!!!

So the obvious thing to do, I thought, was email them myself and ask. And I just got an answer today.

Bub, you display a measure of talent. You seem to be just the kind of Doper we need.
Welcome! :slight_smile:

It’s Gollum.
Duh.

Great ! This new and different email pretty much puts things to rest.
Unless you’re a part some vast worldwide conspiracy to convince us that cave-goblins don’t exist…
:smiley:
Nah !

What are you trying to do? Take all the fun out of it? :wink:

So let’s move on to debunking the mummy man…I have read this story before in a book of unexplained phenomenon…and seen a different picture of his body, but I had never seen the XRAY before.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Pedro.html

Well, it’s not like it’s a conspiracy exactly, it’s just that we like our privacy, and if stories like this get around every damn fool with a camera is going to be…

I mean, um, no, there’s no conspiracy, and there’s no such thing as cave goblins. I mean, who would believe such a ridiculous thing? Cave goblins indeed.