Did the Bee-Gees ever play CBGBs?
If they did, did anyone get the Heebee-Jeebees?
And did they clean their windows with a squeege?
Lame, I know, but it’s late, and I’m beat.
MNO CBGBs
if they’d caused trouble I’d have sent the Sea-Bee’s to shoot 'em full of BB’s.
creepy.
As a matter of fact, they did. I went to the show.
The tickets…
…were freebies.
I remember that show. We made sandwiches to take with us but we ran out of jelly…
…so we had PBs.
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup:
That wasn’t really them. That was an imitator band from New Zealand called…
The Kiwi Bee-Gees.
… but when ticket sales dropped and they went on welfare, they became needy BeeGees.
Bork bork bork!
And when they flew to the gig in Gee Bees, Miss Frances from Romper Room told the brothers they were “do bees.”
I heard they all sing in such high-pitched voices because Lorena Bobbitt cut off their…
(oh, sweet Jesus, I used to be an English major)
pee-pees.
It was a one-night only performance, back on 2/29/1995.
To be more accurate, the Bee-Gees and Om were the warm-up acts for the Fugs.
And after the show, they smoked doobies. (not the romper room variety, of course)
Maybe the BeeGees just dropped by, with their dogs; a Petit Bleu De Gascogne (PeeBeeDeeGee) and a Petit Griffon Bleu de Gascogne (PeeGeeBeeGee.) 
This is…maybe…beginning…to get out of hand.
Band Name!
…oh, wait…
never mind
[Reprise]: The Bee-Gees are doing a reunion show at CBGB’s, sans Maurice (R.I.P.). Granted they’re in their 60’s and their pipes have a bit of the wheez-ies. Tickets reserved for those who R.S.V.P. and say, “please, please!”…
Once again, that’s not the real ones. It’s another imitator band, this time from a different island in the Pacific. Yes, folks, it’s…
the Fiji Bee-Gees!