Cecil Adams: I'm not impressed

You know that no amount of arguing is going to determine one way or another whether or not there is a Cecil.

However, when I wonder why men have nipples, or how there can be a fruit called a grape that tastes nothing like a grapefruit, or see symbols of secret organizations adorning the money in my wallet, I feel his presence in the world.

It’s a feeling you just can’t put into words, and it’s good enough for me.

Call it denial if you wish, but if there is no Cecil, I don’t want to know about it.

Well, duh! At least someone around here is starting to get it. Johnny Angel, you’re soooooooo close to the answer! When the doorbell rings in a few minutes, go along quietly and they may let you live.

I ain’t no damn newbie! Them’s fightin’ words!!!111!!!11!!!1!!!1

Liber, is that, you? LOL, you’re still using that bullshit nice-guy story? (FYI to those reading this thread, I was that uber-mensch that “was always peering in his bedroom window”) And here you are, wasting your time trying to preach your BS to even more fans on this trashy message board. Haven’t you got anything better to do, like try and learn the English language from books about video games? Whatsamatter, you get paddled too much if you flame Cecil on alt.cecil nowadays? I may be an doper, but I’m nowhere near as pitiful as you… And I was actually starting to think you had something resembling an intellect.

The River Jordan , Uber-Mensch
aka U-M
aka Incredible Hulk, Donald Duck and the tooth fairy
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I have an idea who Libertarian might really be- just visit this web page: http://207.150.218.202/
At least their writing style is the same.

Whoosh

Rats! I posted the quote without my part!
Lib, I don’t know–what DOES an “Ifiot” sound like?! And if you’re going to throw feces, bring toilet paper!

Parody is wasted on the foolish.

A little late, but:

GigneroftehNroth flashs the thred

Rockford Don’t give up your day job, boy. It’s tough times out there.

Thanks. You made me waste a perfectly good mouse click.

Besides, we already know Lib is Cecil, just look at his giant post count.

You want the post count?
You want the post count?!!
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE POST COUNT!!!