May I have a cite as to “childish entertainment” being the reason he doesn’t exist?
While I sit back and enjoy the fruits of mine. 
(Note the subtle but artistic use of quotes.)
::hijack::
Oh, heavens! I knew you were whooshing. That’s why I removed your name from your quote according to established board practice.
:end hijack::
Now, back on topic, before a mod comes in and chastises us.
Will Ed Zotti come into this thread to cite the WSJ article?
Would an imaginary person have 99 little-known facts published about him?
Of course not.
Well Og, I think we can start a thread where we can sit around a whooosh each other all day long!
Zing!
No, zing!
No, wait, zing!
Nut uh, zing!
/hijack
You should put health warnigns out before linkign to stuff like that. Thank goodness I was only drinking sparkling water at the time, otherwise the company’ll be charging me for another keyboard.
Hugh Jass (that name had me in hysterics by itself) had me spinning in my chair with this one:
“Has kicked the following people in the nuts right after saying that he would never kick them in the nuts: Spiro Agnew, Ivan Lendl, D.L. Hughley, Ed Zotti, and Ari Onassis.”
Juxtaposing his alter ego with all those other losers! Pure frigging genius!!
There is no God but Og, and Cecil is his prophet.
The mods are like apostles.
We humble Dopers are the spam of Og.
Og speaks to us through the columns of Cecil and through the miracle of the GoogleAds. Many – yeah, I say many – are the Dopers who have petitioned Og in their posts and received His answer through a GoogleAd. It’s no coincidence that “Google” = “Og” backwards + “Og” forwards (also “Go Og”) + “LE”, which stands for Limited Edition or Luxury Edition, I’m not sure which. Perhaps both, as Og is a great multi-tasker.
On your knees, oh newbie seeker of knowledge and reviler of ignorance. Fork hence thy $14.95 and join us in enlightenment.
Doesn’t witnessing belong in GD? 
And I am so disappointed no one followed up on my Spartacus-esque “I am Cecil Adams” post …
Following much prayer and meditation, I believe it is the will of Og, and that of his apostles, that my post remain in MPSIMS.
And Og says to tell you that your “I am Cecil Adams” post was brilliant. He is greatly pleased with thee.
It’s been done. I’m sure someone has a link.