Cecil vs Kirk

In How does Kirk Douglas shave his chin dimple?, Cecil notes that …

So, Cece. You and Kirk ever patch things up? :wink:

If its’ Ripped Shirt Kirk[sup]TM[/sup] then Cecil has not chance, unless he’s in a hormone-induced trance like Spock on that one episode.

What?.. Oh Kirk Douglas! In that case Cecil if he’s prepared, say with a legion of Romans.

Cece, who the hell smiles when they shave? Except, of course you, who fights dumb stuff and is seeking critical thinking from your minions. Me, I take one look at my face in the mirror and go back to bed.
:::bowing and backing up, facing the Master:::