No, I am Spartacus
Oooh! Me! Pick me! I’m Spartacus, too!
Saaaaaayyyyyyy — waaaaait a minute. Wasn’t that the movie where…
Pick Him! Pick Him!
I’m Spartacus and so’s my wife!
So Ed is Cecil’s (what?) third editor? Who were the early ones? It’s almost tweny years now since I first ran into the Perfect SOB, and he doesn’t seem to have changed much.
Thats the thing. Cecil has been around longer than ed, but the writing style is the same, so Ed didnt just replace the previous Cecil.
“Cecil” brags like hell, but, as the great Zen master Dizzy Dean tells us, “It ain’t braggin’ if you done it.”
OK, this is mundane and pointless, but I must share it…what’s with the difference in marking scoring? I saw that both Coldfire and lobley are located in Europe. I watch EPL football, and visit UK sites, so I know this is how a score is presented for football. In the U.S. our papers will just say “DC United 1, Kansas City 0”. Is the format you’re using only for European football, or are all sports scores reported like that?
Of course, if the screen shows USA 3 0 Mexico in a few hours, I won’t give a hoot about the formatting 
Sorry for the sidetracking, but this didn’t look important enough for a GQ.
Hell, I was just imitating lobley’s scoring.
Yours sounds just as logical.
Actually didnt some people meet cecil at a chi dope meet?
So unless they met a fake cecil id say hes real …
I read somewhere that Cecil looks like a surfer.
Anyone know what Ed Zotti looks like?
Ed Zotti was at the ChiDope, not the Great and Powerful Cecil. Cecil was busy.
I remember hearing once that someone discovered Cecil’s secret identity, but apparently now they’re in the Witless Protection Program.
I personally think Bill Keane (of Family Circus fame) is behind it all.
Perhaps we should ask Cecil if Cecil exists? 
actually…
I am Spartacus
Fixed hinky URL - UB
For a picture of two people who aren’t Cecil, look this from a recent ChiDope. Ed’s the good-looking one on the right.
Yes, Cecil exists. And to all of you who rant on how he doesn’t, would you kindly shut the hell up. You sound like a bunch of raving athiests in a church.
Cite please? 
All I know is, if Cecil didn’t have the attitude he does, he’d be a glorified Ann Landers. 
Somehow I doubt Ann would ponder the number of calories in male ejaculate, attitude or not.