That wasn’t Cecil, that was the Usenet Oracle (Now called the Internet Oracle).
Doesn’t matter, you dissed the Twicks.
You’re a dead man. Er, person.
You all are incorrect. Cecil Adams is the lovechild of The Most Interesting Man in the World and Stephen Hawking.
I dare you to get that mental image out of your head today! 
Frankly you’d have to be on drugs - Mescal Acid maybe - to believe some of the wilder claims about Cecil’s identity.
Still, now there is plenty of Dope merchandise available, you could buy some neat iMac Decals to show your great taste in websites.
Any more anagrams? Hmm, let me check in my Medical Sac…
Love it. You do know the OP was not an anagram though, right?
I prefer the term ‘Ovoid-American’.
Well, more of an anagramargana.
You heard me through all the concrete? I’m impressed!
Well, it was a Union job, so there’s not all that much concrete.
I suppose, and what concrete there is is substandard, with approximately the same structural strength as burnt toast. But to be fair, really badly burnt toast.
No, no. Cecil was born April 31, 1939, owing to a clerical error.
Are you gleaning this from a Birth Certificate or a Certificate of Live Birth? There’s a world of difference, you know.
Speaking of the B.C. in question, it’s said that when you turn it upside down you can make out this odd equation:
7 1 > 3 >
So he’s not the Stig, then?
No, I’m saying he was actually born due to a clerical error.
To be fair, a lot of people don’t know how to properly apply a condom, especially clerics.