Celebratory Champagne

This may conceivably be an IMHO question, but I suspect it has an actual answer, so I’m starting it in GQ, with a humble apology to the moderators if it actually does not.

We’ve all seen the post-game celebrations when a team takes some sort of championship – baseball pennant, football league championship, etc., and the custom is to douse the players, or have them douse each other, in (presumably cheap) champagne.

Great quantities of the bubbly are poured over people, sprayed at people, etc.

My wife asked, and we discovered we had no answer: On average, how much if any of the celebratory champagne is actually drunk by the championship team, as opposed to being sprayed/poured/otherwise externally applied?

TIA for any answers.

I don’t know *how much * of it gets drunk, but my guess is that at least *some * of it gets drunk, because I recall when the St Louis Cardinals won the World Series in 1982, catcher Darrell Porter, who was a recovering alcoholic, specifically requested that he be supplied with sparkling grape juice for the celebration. I would think that if it was just for spraying around, he really wouldn’t have cared.

Maybe they buy cheap stuff for spraying, and good stuff for drinking?

All the stuff they buy is probably tax deductable anyhow,I guess it would’nt matter what kind it was,except for the managments,and or CEO’s opinion! Buy the cheap stuff,then just cook the books.Every little bit helps! :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s not the cheap stuff.

Most of time I see that it’s Veuve Clicquot. (the orange-yellow label). This is the original champagne. Check their website at http://www.veuve-clicquot.com

If you’re a careful observer, you’ll see the the VC label on champagne bottles in old movies too.

I doubt that they need to buy the champagne. I suspect that the champagne house provides it for free, just for the television exposure.

As you say, Polycarp, the question is sailing rather close to IMHO territory, but here goes:

1) Is there always at least some Champagne imbibed?
I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen celebrations where there were at most a couple of bottles on hand (which were sprayed), and no sign of drinking glasses anywhere. Champagne swigged from a bottle passed around would be messy and counterproductive, so there should be glasses available if any appreciable consumption is expected. I’d be prepared to bet that at many Champagne-spraying ceremonies, total human consumption is zero.

Googling “Champagne for spraying” turns up a cached link for a London go-kart track that may be rented for corporate team-building events, and offers:

(bolding mine). Perhaps it would be illegal at this location to drink alcohol, but spraying it is OK? Or perhaps their “champagne for spraying” is non-alcoholic?

2) Do they use cheap Champagne for spraying?
As BwanaBob says, it’s often a fairly expensive label. Veuve Clicquot Brut Yellow Label runs about $34 for a regular bottle (750ml). Not “Dom Perignon expensive” (~$100 and up), but not Cook’s ($4) either, although the latter would be just as good for spraying.

It’s not easy to find on-line photos of the spraying “ceremony” with the label exposed, but here’s one. That’s a Piper Heidsieck Extra Dry ($25) that he’s holding.

Wikipedia seems to agree that they often use the fairly expensive stuff:

3) Who pays for it all?
As mitchythekid says, it’s a business expense anyway, but I suspect that in some cases it’s donated by the Champagne maker, perhaps with a requirement that the label be clearly exposed to the cameras. In this photo, the guy’s being doused by a magnum of Mumm Cordon Rouge ($67), but if you notice the “celebration” bottle has extra “Mumm” labels in large letters. These extra labels are both “right-side-up” and “inverted” with respect to the bottle. Now, unlike still wines dispensed behind some bars, Champagne is never served from a bottle that sits inverted, so there would be no reason for the label to be readable that way unless it’s a special “event” bottle provided by Mumm & Co for high visibility. Even if it’s full of real Cordon Rouge, it’s still not very expensive for a Champagne maker to donate and it’s potentially good advertising.

[And, on preview, I see that Dewey Finn has already proposed this.]

4) What about celebrations in Muslim countries?
Thanks for asking! Champagne-spraying has been banned from the Bahrain Grand Prix (Formula One Auto Racing).

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For the third post, this seems to be rather far from the OP.