1 RTFirefly 296 6 0
2 Registered at Last 270 6 1
3 Fear Itself 236 5 1
4 carnivorousplant 213 5 0
5 CAMJAY77 200 5 1
6 phungi 159 3 0
7 Sami41 143 4 0
8 VunderBob 139 3 1
9 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 133 3 1
10 bowler girl 126 3 0
10 Hoopy Frood 126 3 0
10 zoog 126 3 0
13 candide 124 3 0
14 Randy Seltzer 119 3 1
15 MadTheSwine 102 3 0
15 Quartz 102 3 0
17 Captain Klutz 92 2 0
17 critter42 92 2 0
17 GIGObuster 92 3 0
17 Happy Lendervedder 92 2 0
17 Hockey Monkey 92 2 0
17 irritant 92 2 0
17 Kitten Mitten 92 2 0
17 Little Nemo 92 2 0
17 minionkat 92 2 0
17 RobotDevilDog 92 2 0
17 Tim R. Mortiss 92 2 0
28 Jeep’s Phoenix 86 3 0
29 Duckster 85 2 0
29 Hal Briston 85 2 0
31 Dung Beetle 75 2 0
31 jeezums 75 2 0
31 Mahaloth 75 2 0
31 Rich Kitchen 75 2 0
35 notfrommensa 68 2 0
36 Fleetwood 67 3 0
37 Nurse Carmen 58 2 1
38 BACI 52 2 0
39 bassett hound 51 1 0
39 Dr. Girlfriend 51 1 0
39 Icarus 51 2 0
39 Loach 51 1 0
39 RivkahChaya 51 2 0
39 Squonk 51 1 0
39 Yllaria 51 1 0
46 Dusty Rose 47 2 0
46 Invisible Chimp 47 2 1
48 J-P L 44 1 0
49 Oakminster 42 2 1
50 5 time champ 41 1 0
50 a35362 41 1 0
50 Borborygmi 41 1 0
50 DinoR 41 1 0
50 Maus Magill 41 1 0
50 Sario 41 1 0
50 sir viks 41 1 0
50 Spiff 41 1 0
50 Tit Whistle 41 1 0
50 zadscmc 41 1 0
60 kopek 38 1 1
61 Charley 34 1 0
61 Lsura 34 1 0
61 Mr. Goob 34 1 0
61 PaulParkhead 34 1 0
65 Little Pig 33 3 2
66 Biotop 31 1 0
67 Cold Dish 27 1 1
68 Lok 25 2 1
68 Vashbul 25 1 1
70 El Famous Burrito 22 1 0
71 Clothilde 18 2 0
71 rucciface 18 1 1
73 Clothahump 17 1 0
73 Honey 17 1 0
73 Shoeless 17 1 0
76 Allecher 12 1 1
77 Dolores Reborn 11 1 0
77 littlespeedysuperbike 11 1 1
77 moldmonkey 11 1 0
77 Octarine 11 1 0
81 Grits and Hard Toast 10 1 0
82 missred 6 1 0
83 Catamount 5 1 0
83 wolf meister 5 1 0
85 BlossomDrearie 3 1 1
86 lel 2 1 1
87 Andrew21 0 5 5
I’ve already claimed last place as mine, all mine. Get out there and get some points slacker! 
I think it’s a little late for you to share 2015 goose-egg honors with swampy. Better (worse?) luck next year! 
Gaudere’s Law strikes again!
How so?
:rolleyes:
You corrected anyrose’s grammar. But by omitting any quotes, you did so in a way that indicated that you were speaking for yourself, rather than supplying corrected wording for her.
Country singer Randy Howard is killed in gunfight with bounty hunter, 35 points.
I was leaving either of them the ability to further the joke.
But thanks! 
No problem.
Now that we’ve beat that to death, gotta say that the Randy Howard story is…interesting, but I’ll comment on it elsewhere.
Losing one’s virginity is a complex process, one for which ramifications often take years to understand.
I, for example, lost my Death Pool Virginity to Shelly Winters in 2006 and am still somewhat scarred.
I hope you’ve sought therapy.
Vincent Bugliosi, who prosecuted Charles Manson, has died for 20 points.
Dropping like flies. Rue McClanahan kicks the bucket for 24 points.
yeah, five years ago. Check the date on the article.
Betty White is the last Golden Girl standing
I know exactly what you mean. Case in point:
More Points! yay?
This one wouldn’t have bothered me in the least, if I had ever heard of him. 
:smack::smack::smack::smack:
I can see Betty White standing over Bea Arthur’s headless body saying, “There can be only one.”
Moses and Aaron on a stick.
Get hold of yourself, man!
:dubious:
Pharoah: “Why don’t I just shishkebab these guys?”
What’s even better about Clothy’s link is the smaller banner between the headline and the story which says: