Celebrity Death Pool 2019

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All these deaths and still no Yoko Ono points to pass around; Satan laughs at us. Or possibly just me.

Progressive Christian author Rachel Held Evans dead at 37 after being in a medically-induced coma for the past couple weeks.

Bummer. :frowning:

That’s not Satan laughing - that’s Yoko singing.

Here’s one I didn’t see until today:

Jacqui Saburido, who was disfigured at age 20 after a drunk driver slammed into a car she was riding in, died in April at age 40 after a fight with cancer. Two passengers in the car were killed. Saburido sustained 3rd degree burns over 60% of her body. She was left with no ears, no nose, no eyebrows, no hair, and had over 100 surgeries on her hands and body. She became a poster child for anti-drunk driving, and would go to schools to show students what could happen if they drove while intoxicated.

Doreen Spooner, pioneering news photographer most famous for getting a photograph of British Secretary of State for War John Profumo’s mistress.

Jim Fowler has passed away at 87.

Host of Wild Kingdom for many years. You will remember Marlin Perkins saying: “It looked dangerous so we sent Jim on ahead.”

“While I remain in the tiki hut with the native girls who bring me cool tea and bring release to my naked body, Jim will be jumping into the river, hopefully catching a crocodile.”

“When my young assistant Jim was being attacked by the boa constrictor, he felt the squeeze. To be sure your family never feels the squeeze when you die like Jim is going to, here’s a word from Mutual of Omaha…” OK, he never really said that but he could have.

Even as a child I recognized that Jim was a little too dedicated to his TV show than was good for his safety and/or had way too much confidence in Marlin’s good judgment.

Regards,
Shodan

Having shot the jaguar with a tranquilizing dart, Jim will climb down from the helicopter and tag the animal. The jaguar is awakening early…Jaguars can run at 45 miles an hour…Jim seems to be making about 46…

Johnny Carson routinely made those jokes:

“While Jim’s in the rapids wrestling the mad bull rhinoceros, I’ll be in the air-conditioned tent mixing these daiquiris and telling you about Mutual of Omaha.”

It’s been too long since I’ve seen one, but did Marlin every actually *go *on those trips?

Peggy Lipton, ex-wife of Quincy Jones, star of “The Mod Squad” and “Twin Peaks,” and mother of my future wife Rashida Jones, has died at 72.

raises a piece of cherry pie in her honor

Fleming Begaye, Navajo code talker, has died at the age of 97. Only 7 code talkers remain.

Also, dang about Peggy Lipton. I loved Mod Squad (never watched Twin Peaks).

Doris Day, 97

Que será, será

Another 3 points for me! Raises me from 21st place to… 21st place! Woot!

Now she’s really “Six Feet Under”?