Celebrity Deathpool 2001

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[list=1]
[li]Katherine Hepburn[/li][li]Daryl Strawberry[/li][li]Michael J. Fox[/li][li]Robert Downey, Jr.[/li][li]Saul Bellow[/li][li]Mike Wallace[/li][li]Yasser Arafat[/li][li]John Popper[/li][li]Bob Dylan[/li][li]Liza Minnelli[/li][li]Dick Cheney[/li][li]Ronald Reagan[/li][li]Gerald R. Ford[/li][/list=1]

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Can I change Gerald Ford to Timothy McVeigh? And please delete one of my double posts.

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Ignore the last post.

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I was sure she had died 15 years ago, but she didn’t. I found this picture of her from only 2 years ago. She looks pretty good.

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  1. Dick Cheney
  2. Shirley Temple Black
  3. Ted Williams
  4. John Dean (of Watergate fame)
  5. Dudley Moore (this seems to be a sure thing, sorry to say)
  6. Brigitte Bardot
  7. Elizabeth Taylor
  8. Richard Pryor
  9. June Foray (the voice of Rocket J. Squirrel, and numerous other cartoon characters).
  10. Chuck Jones
  11. Diana Serra Cary (Baby Peggy in silent films)
  12. Melvin Belli (attorney)
  13. Juan Antonio Samaranch
  14. Charles Manson
  15. Marilyn Manson (gotta have one rock star on the list)
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  1. Jan-Michael Vincent

  2. Ernest Borgnine

  3. The Pope

  4. Greg Louganis

  5. Kirk Douglas

  6. Don Knots

  7. Robert Downey Jr.

  8. Ronald Regan

  9. Keith Richards

  10. Richard Pryor

  11. George W. Bush

  12. Ted Williams

  13. Nick Nolte

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Keith Richards is on the same *Nothing Will Kill Me *program as the Queen Mother, The Pope, Stephen Hawking.
Just thought I would let you know.

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01> Robert Downey, Jr. - A given if I’ve ever seen one.
02> Dick Cheyney - His replacement will be Gerald Ford, or is that a flashback?
03> Terry “Hulk” Hogan - Too many steroids.
04> Ronald Regan - Ripe vegetables practically pick themselves.
05> Scottie Pippin - Saw him when he was just a “Hey boy.” Asshole then. Asshole now. No big loss.
06> George Clinton - Too much P-funk crack.
07> James Baker (Former Sec. of State) - He’s going to trip on his jowls and bust his gourd.
08> Katherine Harris - She knows where too many bodies are buried.
09> Sally Struthers - Needs to give half her sandwich away.
10> Calista Flockhart - Needs to accept if Sally offers.
11> Don Imus - His ratings are already in the tank and he’s not far behind.
12> Billy Graham - He’s gonna be mighty pissed when he learns he could have partied more.
13> The Dalai Lama - Well, he really does die, sorta, again. I get points based on the life he’s presently enjoying.

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Shirl’ - Glenn Ford RIP 1916-1992

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On mine, can I change

  1. Tony Bennett

to

  1. Christopher Reeve?
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You’re gonna have to pick someone else: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/entertainment/DailyNews/borge_0001223.html

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  1. Ronald Regan Sr.
  2. Pope John Paul II
  3. Boris Yeltsin
  4. Stephen Hawking
  5. Mr.T
  6. Shane Macgowan
  7. Richard Pryor
  8. Darryl Strawberry
  9. Bob Hope
  10. Annette Funicello
  11. Katherine Hepburn
  12. Muhammed Ali
  13. William Shatner

So there.

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I think the correct term is disambigualize.

Al McGuire
Ted Williams
Michael Jordan
Liz Taylor
Lawrence Taylor
Christopher Reeves
Darryl Strawberry
Billy Bob Thornton
Bill Gates
John Paul Stevens
Pope John Paul II
Jan Michael Vincent
Ronald Wilson Reagan
A bad year for The Ones With Three Names.

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Noooooooooooo!! not Layne Staley!
that was not good.

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My picks for 2001:

  1. Roy Scheider
  2. Sid Ceasar
  3. Fawn Hall (of Iran/Contra fame)
  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger
  5. Perry Como
  6. Arte Johnson
  7. Gregory Peck
  8. Dudley Moore
  9. Robert Downey Jr.
    10)President Jimmy Carter
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LaWanda Page – From the TV show Sanford and Son
James Doohan – Scotty gets beamed up.
Peggy Lee - Singer.
Tex Schramm – Football Coach
Ray Bradbury – Author.
David Brinkley – Newsman.
Henry ‘Hank’ Ketcham – Dennis the Menace Creator.
Abigail Van Buren – Advice Columnist “Dear Abby”
Ann Landers – Advice Columnist – Abby’s sister.
Milton Berle – Mr. Television.
Dudley Moore – Actor
Ed Belfour – Dallas Stars Goaltender
Boris Yeltzen – Former Soviet Leader

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Ed Belfour? Is that your random shot in the dark that guarantees you the title if you actually win?

138

If Ed Belfour can get drunk enough to beat up an elderly hotel security guard, he’s capable of driving while in that state of mind.

He replaces John Daly who is now sober, so I hear.

Happy New Year everybody.

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Hey, I put an unhappy face there–it would suck if he kicked it. But from what I’ve heard, the dude hasn’t left his house in months. It’s only a matter of time.

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We’re coming down to the deadline here. I’m assembling a master list of everyone’s picks which I will post within the next couple of days. So far I’ve noticed the following:

Kellibelli and Stephe96 both made only ten picks. Both of you get three more.

Quisp Eater on the other hand made fifteen picks.

Kellibelli picked Hallie Kate Eisenberg (the “Pepsi girl”) who is ineligible due to her age.

Victor Borge jumped the gun and left an opening on kawliga’s list.

Other allegedly dead celebrities include DeForrest Kelly (iampunha) and Glenn Ford (Shirley Ujest). Check their pulses and if they’re dead make another pick.